need a model to keep my job XDDDDDDD

[Avenger]

He types like he's 5 years old, jesus...

Hey, that's insulting to 5-year-olds everywhere!

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Um, no. Werty, the ESF team will not give you one of our models. I have no idea what you're working on, but if you applied for a position and you lied about what you could do, you should come clean with the rest of the team. If you're trolling, kindly stop.

Thread closed.

 

[Mastasurf]

"Hey, hey guy. I'll give you $10 to pee in this cup for me. What for? I don't know. My job doesn't normally involve peeing in a cup. For some reason my boss is asking me to do it to keep my job."

Sorry, no urine to spare. There is a large community called ***** that might have some. They seem like a friendly group...