This came in Captain Underpants, a book by David Pikey.
Read it in like 3rd grade 0_o
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Poopsie
b = Lumpy
c = Buttercup
d = Gadget
e = Crusty
f = Greasy
g = Fluffy
h = Cheeseball
i = Chim-chim
j = Stinky
k = Flunky
l = Boobie
m = Pinky
n = Zippy
o = Goober
p = Doofus
q = Slimy
r = Loopy
s = Snotty
t = Tootie
u = Dorkey
v = Squeezit
w = Oprah
x = Skipper
y = Dinky
z = Zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Apple
b = Toilet
c = Giggle
d = Burger
e = Girdle
f = Barf
g = Lizard
h = Waffle
i = Cootie
j = Monkey
k = Potty
l = Liver
m = Banana
n = Rhino
o = Bubble
p = Hamster
q = Toad
r = Gizzard
s = Pizza
t = Gerbil
u = Chicken
v = Pickle
w = Chuckle
x = Tofu
y = Gorilla
z = Stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = Head
b = Mouth
c = Face
d = Nose
e = Tush
f = Breath
g = Pants
h = Shorts
i = Lips
j = Honker
k = Butt
l = Brain
m = Tushie
n = Chunks
o = Hiney
p = Biscuits
q = Toes
r = Buns
s = Fanny
t = Sniffer
u = Sprinkles
v = Kisser
w = Squirt
x = Humperdinck
y = Brains
z = Juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. :shocked:
Im Poopsie Appletush. >_<<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
Read it in like 3rd grade 0_o
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = Poopsie
b = Lumpy
c = Buttercup
d = Gadget
e = Crusty
f = Greasy
g = Fluffy
h = Cheeseball
i = Chim-chim
j = Stinky
k = Flunky
l = Boobie
m = Pinky
n = Zippy
o = Goober
p = Doofus
q = Slimy
r = Loopy
s = Snotty
t = Tootie
u = Dorkey
v = Squeezit
w = Oprah
x = Skipper
y = Dinky
z = Zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = Apple
b = Toilet
c = Giggle
d = Burger
e = Girdle
f = Barf
g = Lizard
h = Waffle
i = Cootie
j = Monkey
k = Potty
l = Liver
m = Banana
n = Rhino
o = Bubble
p = Hamster
q = Toad
r = Gizzard
s = Pizza
t = Gerbil
u = Chicken
v = Pickle
w = Chuckle
x = Tofu
y = Gorilla
z = Stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = Head
b = Mouth
c = Face
d = Nose
e = Tush
f = Breath
g = Pants
h = Shorts
i = Lips
j = Honker
k = Butt
l = Brain
m = Tushie
n = Chunks
o = Hiney
p = Biscuits
q = Toes
r = Buns
s = Fanny
t = Sniffer
u = Sprinkles
v = Kisser
w = Squirt
x = Humperdinck
y = Brains
z = Juice
For example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. :shocked:
Im Poopsie Appletush. >_<<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->
