My morning playing esf

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Reptile has killed ESFn00b with melee

ESFn00b:eek:mg your such a ***
Reptile:lol
ESFn00b:i bet you have no life loser get out of the house much?
Reptile:nope

Reptile has killed ESFn00b with kiblob

ESFn00b:throw me some more
Reptile:cry more im starting to enjoy it

Reptile has killed ESFn00b with green attack

ESFn00b:i bet your still a virgin
Reptile:Ask your mother how do you think you were born son
ESFn00b:that's a good comeback
Reptile:wasnt it?

Reptile has killed ESFn00b with Kiblast

ESFn00b:im gonna hack you
Reptile:ROFL
ESFn00b:Look i have your ip ***** 0:1:2365440
Reptile:im pretty sure thats my steam I.D. you retard
ESFn00b:nope its your ip *** now your screwd
Reptile: oh yeah
ESFn00b: look at all that *** porn
Reptile:.....
ESFn00b:im gonna delete your your local c drive now
Reptile:eek:kie dokie -_-
ESFn00b:5
ESFn00b:4
ESFn00b:3
ESFn00b:2
ESFn00b:1
ESFn00b has left the game
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Good times
 

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To be fair, I played with you during that game and you did the throw-hit glitch on me and I believe I called you a *** for that. I'm surprised you didn't put that in there =P

My point being we all have our quirks.
 
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quirks such as spreading the homosexual agenda.

seriously though, just based off of his speech you gotta wonder how full his closet is.
 
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ESFn00b:Look i have your ip ***** 0:1:2365440
Reptile:im pretty sure thats my steam I.D. you retard
ESFn00b:nope its your ip *** now your screwd
rofl !
 
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There are many of people that are like him, such as when you kill them : "get a life, it's just a mod".

But this guy is just a flawless champion, and right now, i'm not kidding.
I have yet to see someone else say that Steam id is Ip address. That line is pure gold.
 
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I just like how you both went along with each other, that was so amusing to read.
 
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I had an conversation like that on the game , i could even play how much i laught there, some guys was sayins he was *** and wanted to rape little boys
 
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Oh man. Just look at ALL that *** porn.

Shame on you Reptile D:

I lol'd in RL.
 
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Sorry, but some people who think they know everything and think they can do anything are retarted and have no life at all.
 
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To be fair, esfn00b was probably a kid, and being thrown is never fair if you're less experienced/ganged up on.
 
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Makes me remember why ESF died. ******* "pro"-players. I was one of them =(
 
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To be honest, I didn't laugh at all. The guy is just a moron, and that makes me sad.
 
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In my opinion, they both were. >: Not that I'm any nicer.
 
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in b4 RAGEQUIT!!!1one!
 

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Who would've thought there were people like this on the internet?!
 

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Me and Ren were playing in his server with it locked. When we unlocked it, a fellow by the name of Rage came in.

Rage: you ZR guys are ******s
Love the Ladies.music: lol
-]Z|R[- Gladiator: hey now
-]Z|R[- Sub: we love you too
Rage: you pussies kept the game locked while you powered up
Love the Ladies.music: hahaha
-Z|R[- Gladiator: thats exactly wut we did
Rage: ****in scrub pussy pieces of ****
-]Z|R[- Sub: you caught us

Me and Glad then reconnected, to show him that we didn't care about our PL.

-]Z|R[- Sub: happy?
Rage: for the time being
-]Z|R[- Gladiator: lol
-]Z|R[- Sub: :)
Rage: damn you are a couple of spazzed out kids now aren't ya
-]Z|R[- Gladiator: that made alot of sense..
Rage: lol
Rage: you guys are the biggest losers I've seen to play this
Love the Ladies.music: ha
Rage: you spazzed out no life ******s
Love the Ladies.music: this is great stuff
-]Z|R[- Sub: you know how to peg them
-]Z|R[- Gladiator: lol
Rage: congrats though, you're the first losers I've seen to be able to
consecutively hit someone 3 times in a row
-]Z|R[- Sub: i can teach you if you want
-]Z|R[- Sub: you'll learn in 2 minutes
Rage: nah I was too big a **** already
-]Z|R[- Sub: its very easy to do
Rage: I just gonna go
-]Z|R[- Sub: fair enough
-]Z|R[- Sub: bye :)
Rage: later homos
-]Z|R[- Sub: <3
Rage dropped
 
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ahaha i was going to post that too
 

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