mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johnny, fishing rod, tally whacker, pocket rocket, one eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davy crocket, let them all hang out... pet names for genitalia, all the girls think of them, and you gotta love em, pet names for genitalia, you know theres something silly about that little willy.. wang, wazzy, weenie, whacker, pecker, pee pee, kidney cracker, heat-seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, this is getting really sick, im not through theres one more, PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!!!