Mouse hunt....

[Zeonix]

....What?
You... You traitor!
You Heretic!

There is no other option than KILL that bastard!
Remember what happened with Hitler, or any other Dictators?
"Let's just let them go"
That is the attitude of dooming humankind, and making sure that we will not continue our lives!

Imperial Legionnaires don't give speeches.

I have a secret mission for you. I'm going to send you into their stronghold with a camera. You're going to let them kill you. If they don't attack, you are to attack yourself, and blame their horrid mind tricks. This will incite anger and hatred in the rest of humanity. They will desire vengeance once the footage is made public.

Godspeed, Legionnaire, and may The Nix be with you.

 

[Adaptus]

If he's not KIA or doesn't do him in himself, can I kill him? Tape him while killing him? Tape him while killing him and blaming it on the vermin? Tape him while killing him and blaming and yeah you get the point?

 

[Zeonix]

Good thinking. You can go with him. If he fails to get himself murdered and decides not to do it himself, you have permission to vivisect him. If it comes to that, be sure to turn on your helmet cam, and say things like:

(All of these phrases must be spoken in your best Mickey Mouse impersonation)

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"IM A MOUSE! I'M CUTTING OPEN A LEGIONNAIRE! I HATE HUMANS. I SURE DO HOPE THOSE NIXIUM PRIME CIVILIANS DON'T GIVE THE SUPREME GOD EMPEROR THE AUTHORITY TO DESTROY ENTIRE PLANETS IN HIS CONQUEST AGAINST MUS MUSCULUS!"

"WE'RE GOING TO ATTACK NIXIUM PRIME IN THE MORNING UNLESS HUMANITY VOTES TO GIVE THE SUPREME GOD EMPEROR COMPLETE CONTROL OVER EVERYTHING!"

"I'M A MOUSE AND I HATE *insert product*. BE SURE TO BUY IT AT YOUR LOCAL SUPERMARKET, THOUGH. I KNOW IF I WERE A HUMAN, I WOULD."

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You get the idea.

 

[Adaptus]

It will be done. For the Nix.

+salutes+

+goes off to stack up on firearms and sharp pointy objects+

 

[jp]

As expected, the followers of the nix have trouble against a small creature such as a mouse.

I however have the perfect, biological weapon against any sorts of rodent.

I call it.... "the Anouk".

Trained in the arts of "Claw jung fang", she knows how to deal with them rodents.

 

[Zeonix]

The guy's cat failed. So will yours. We're not fighting a mouse. Read the part where we're destroying entire planets do kill all mice.

The Mus Musculous Genocide of 07.

 

[Valeska]

As expected, the followers of the nix have trouble against a small creature such as a mouse.

I however have the perfect, biological weapon against any sorts of rodent.

I call it.... "the Anouk".

Trained in the arts of "Claw jung fang", she knows how to deal with them rodents.

they dominate the cats mind....
retread ur ninja cat before its to late!

ps,

traps don't work....

as far as te status, no news from the font..

 

[jp]

then explain to me how she allready slaughtered countless of mice?

 

[Zeonix]

So has my cat, but you don't see me sending her to the front lines.

Bottom line, the mice have recruited rats. Your cat doesn't stand a chance.

 

[jp]

So has my cat, but you don't see me sending her to the front lines.

Bottom line, the mice have recruited rats. Your cat doesn't stand a chance.

And my cat has recruited tigers. (and we have a guy not so far away from us who actually has mountain lions and tigers).

And they don't care a rats ass about ... rats.

 

[Zeonix]

The rats have tanks.

 

[jp]

The rats have tanks.

Ever heard of anti tank artillery?

Anyways, I think its going a bit too far to deploy such weaponry, when the only thing that has to be eradicated is one small mouse.

 

[Adaptus]

Ever heard of anti tank artillery?

Anyways, I think its going a bit too far to deploy such weaponry, when the only thing that has to be eradicated is one small mouse.

I think we already established that this mouse is not 'just one small mouse'. This mouse is a legion of itself. Not even his cat could stop him, so surely this means it is some superior breed. Humanity must take a firm stand and rid itself of this plague, before we allow it to spread and haunt our children's children's dreams.

 

[Zeonix]

Point made. You're using anti-tank artillery. I'm destroying entire planets. I obviously have the bigger guns, and we need them now more than ever.

This isn't just about one mouse. This is about all mice. They've been infiltrating our homes for far too long. This must end now. They[SIZE=-1] came to my city bearing the skulls of conquered kings, they insulted my queen, they threatened my people with slavery and death!

Madness?

This!! Is!!! Ugghhhuuguhhhh....

Oh god...the horrible flashbacks of my past lives...
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[vinay87]

First things first..... What about the darn flies?


The horror... Surely teh nix has pro/issues with the flies as well?

 

[Zeonix]

There are no flies on Nixium Prime. They've been replaced with nanotech flies (Thanks to Professor Hitokiri, the inventor of the nanotech bee).

 

[Valeska]

Project Mouse

The Nation of Nix needs you!

Our Commander Xerimethius AkA The Supreme God Emperor Zeonix

Our Goal Destroy all Mice....all!

 

[Zeonix]

Edit your post to The Supreme God Emperor Zeonix .

Apparently, their stronghold is in Russia or some Eastern European country. This is a most delicate situation, both politically and forum-wise...

 

[Valeska]

Edit your post to The Supreme God Emperor Zeonix .

Been done sire.

bu for real i haven't seen the mouse anymore. :scared:

 

[Zeonix]

Of course, Valeska. He's been eradicated. The Mus Musculus Menace has been defeated.

Finally. Peace.

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The rabbits have gone too far. Nuke the ****ers!