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"I No Longer Have a Reason to Live," Says Despondent Potter Fan
A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, âHarry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.â
Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, âI no longer have a reason to live.â
Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralstonâs house remembered a man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter â and wondered if they could have done anything to prevent his tragic fate.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/
A rabid Harry Potter fan took his life yesterday after inadvertently learning a plot spoiler from the soon-to-be-released J.K. Rowling opus, âHarry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.â
Jude Ralston, 32, of Hudson, Ohio left a suicide note indicating that since overhearing the plot spoiler at a shopping mall earlier in the day, âI no longer have a reason to live.â
Family and friends who gathered for a candlelight memorial outside Mr. Ralstonâs house remembered a man who seemed to live only for Harry Potter â and wondered if they could have done anything to prevent his tragic fate.
http://www.borowitzreport.com/