List of stupid laws

[Damaera]

List stupid laws in your state/city.

No one may annoy a lizard in a city park.
Skipping rocks in a city park is not allowed.
It is against the law to hold a private bingo game.
Permanent markers may not be sold in the city limits.
Elementary schools may not host poker tournaments.

 

[Deathshot]

North Carolina

"It’s against the law to sing off key." - Wish it was Enforces but its stupid
"Oral sex is considered a crime against nature."
"Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair."
"Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed."
"Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields."


Guys... If you come to NC, I will be hosting a 6 Hour Long Bingo Tournament on an Elephant plowing my Cotton Field. Beer will be served.

 

[Skyrider]

Here in the netherlands, you can eat, drink, in the car, customize/configure the GPS and list goes on (that uses your hands) but when it comes to using the mobile in the car, you get a ticket.

 

[Deathshot]

If you text while driving here, you get a ticket. I wish they would just take away Cell Phones from driving completely. Most people who do it here either drive like idiots or drive 15 under the speed limit or Kill people.

 

[Barney]

Supposedly it's illegal to have a goatee in Massachusetts.

 

[TwisteR]

Some Florida laws...

-It is illegal to sell your children.

-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

-Florida prohibits topless walking or running within a 150 foot zone between the beach and the street

 

[Snow]

DWI I mean COMON?!

 

[JasonX]

Here in the netherlands, you can eat, drink, in the car, customize/configure the GPS and list goes on (that uses your hands) but when it comes to using the mobile in the car, you get a ticket.

I got a ticket for only holding it in my hands, I was shifting with my mobile in my hand.

But they didnt say anything about my right mirror which was stolen.(thought that they stopped me for that). But it seems its still legal to drive without it.

 

[wheres_]

Marijuana is not legal.

 

[Doormat]

alcohol can`t be stold after 10pm in Lithuania (when all the fun starts)

 

[Growler]

Connecticut:

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

 

[Deman]

Connecticut:

You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.

While the premise of a biker going 65 mph+(around 105kph for you metric guys) seems ridiculous, could you imagine wrecking your bicycle at that speed?

 

[Pain]

Religious institutions are exempt from taxes.

 

[Grega]

Religious institutions are exempt from taxes.

Does that mean if i make my own relligion ill be excused from paying taxes.

And since jediism is allready taken maybe i can open some other movie ide and turn it into a religion ^^

 

[Darth Revan]

i call dibs on dragonballism xD

 

[Barney]

Marijuana is not legal.

So true.

 

[Brosiris]

Florida Laws:

-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

-Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

-It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

-You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

-It is considered an offense to shower naked.

-You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

-Oral sex is illegal.

-You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. <-- erm...what?

-It is against the city ordinance to hang your clothes outside on a clothesline. (Cape Coral) (I live in Cape Coral...so yeah..wow)

-It it illegal to park a pick-up truck in your driveway or in front of your house on the street. This law is limited to only those who do not own the house. (Cape Coral)

-It is illegal to molest a Key deer. If caught one will be fined or will have to go to jail. (Big Pine Key)

Unmarried couples may not commit "lewd acts" and live together in the same residence. (It seems the residence next door have some explaining to do.. they are unmarried, and have kids. . . . .)

A women can be fined (only after death), for being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using
self-beautification utensils. (Pensacola)