In light of the religious issues.

[Keiha]

Got to keep an eye on that Jesus.


Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was
tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to
set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I
will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with
heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their
computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'


Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all
his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES

 

[Jakut]

Praise Jesus XD

 

[Zeonix]

That's awesome on so many levels.

 

[Spunky]

Hilarious. XD

 

[Grega]

Oh man so true XD

I still didnt fully learn that lesson.

Mapping -> hammer crash -> OH **** i didnt save *cry*

Then i leave that map for about 3 weeks and try again.

So be like Jesus and save people. ^^

Loved that post XD

 

[Killface]

lmao thats awesome XD

 

[frsrblch]

I still prefer the avatar somebody had with Jesus holding up a d20.

Jesus Saves!

 

[J-Dude]

Nice XD

Yeah, that's a lesson that you have to learn the hard way sometimes...

Like for my final project for a class I had in 3D modelling, I modelled this beautiful keyboard, placed every individual key according to my references, and then after I was done placing all the keys in their proper place, I got a bsod, and lost all my work up until just before I modelled the base key. Man that was depressing. I remodelled it later though. One of the best object models I'd ever done; I even used photoshop to make an individual jpeg for the text/symbols for EVERY KEY! A lot of work, but Hell, my fellow college classmates were looking over my shoulder in awe, so it was worth it ^_^

 

[vinay87]

I started pressing CTRL S in every program ever since I first started C coding, way back.


Anyway, Jesus always saves. coz he has the super powers required.

You cant expect a supersaiyan 3 to not save.

 

[Deman]

I must admit, religious jokes in a non-negative manner are funny.

 

[Enix]

My IT teacher used that praise the first week of school, she was like "Ok, I don't want to hear any *****ing about you losing your work because you forgot to save before you shut down, just ask yourself 'what would jesus do', Jesus saves.".

I love it .

 

[Arthos]

Funny, but take care that this doesn't erupt .

 

[Adaptus]

Haha, good one. Satan got owned.

 

[Pieter Paul Rubens]

Jesus just used a Mac. True story.

 

[Avenger]

Aww, I feel bad for Satan

 

[J-Dude]

Jesus just used a Mac. True story.

Wha'? Nah, because Macs' the DEVIL!!!

I'd say either Win XP, or Linux...I've heard good things about Linux.

 

[Nuttzy]

lol call me crazy but i was honestly expecting j dude to burst in here, even though its a joke and declare everyone who laughed at it was a sinner and was going to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity, etc, etc.

hell, i even got my hopes up for just that when i opened the thread today =(.


funny joke btw,

 

[Grega]

lol call me crazy but i was honestly expecting j dude to burst in here, even though its a joke and declare everyone who laughed at it was a sinner and was going to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity, etc, etc.

hell, i even got my hopes up for just that when i opened the thread today =(.


funny joke btw,

Guess you got owned aswell then.

J-Dude owned a lot of people that way in this thread ^^

Boleth. It clearly says they compeeted on a computer. Meaning no macs allowed ^^

 

[J-Dude]

Oh come now, what's blasphemous about this? A PC joke with a religious spin to it, and Satan gets owned? Fine by me =)

 

[Keiha]

Oh come now, what's blasphemous about this? A PC joke with a religious spin to it, and Satan gets owned? Fine by me =)

I'd do anything to go back in time and replace Jesus Saves with Satan Saves. Just to see J-Dude's reaction.