if you guys have been wondering where i was

[Nuttzy]

well, I was with my girlfriend. Thought it was going well, been together for just under a year. Then out of the blue she texts me and tells me the love was gone and she just stayed with me for the sex for the last couple months. She broke up with me via text message this morning, ****.

I did not see the problem in this, but I cant really come out and say that. I wouldve stayed for sex too, But I guess that becomes a problem when she lives with her mother lol.


so im back, ....for now.


what did i miss?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I took a really big poo.

I guess technically you missed that.