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Okay, so uhhhh, I don't know any other way to say this, so i'm just going to come out and ask the damn question.

My girlfriend has an identical twin sister... and uh, apparently she pretended to be my girl friend, and of course I didn't know, so we kinda... you know... did stuff.... is that considered cheating? I pray to god you say no.
 
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You have a girlfriend? o_O

Wow...guess it's true that there's someone for everyone after all.

>.>

<.<

*cough*



And yes. Thats cheating.
 
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How on earth would you know?

If she tricked you, you shoudlnt be blamed imo ;\
 
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You have a girlfriend? o_O

Wow...guess it's true that there's someone for everyone after all.

>.>

<.<

*cough*



And yes. Thats cheating.
I can't remember a day i haven't had a girl friend since i was like....14.

But c'mon! I didn't freaking know. Okay then, new question: If I tell her, do you think she'd understand?
 
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I can't remember a day i haven't had a girl friend since i was like....14.

But c'mon! I didn't freaking know. Okay then, new question: If I tell her, do you think she'd understand?
Thought you were 11 you time-travelling nut!



And she's a girl. You "did things" with her sister. Regardless if you knew or not...she's a girl. You're going to be to blame. Why?

Because she'll say "You cant tell the difference between me and my sister?! YOU SICKEN ME!" *slap*

She'll of course be pissed at her sis, but you're in just as much deep ****, if not more.
 
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sorry but you sir fail it
if this is true and you couldn't tell the difference between your gf and someone else you obviously don't care for her

bad you!
 
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If this story did in fact happen, which I highly doubt, she should be more pissed at her sister than at you.
 
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Yep, I have to agree with everyone else here. Your dead. That or you have a about a month of ass kissing to look forward to. Either way it won't be pleasant.
 
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Prozac said:
sorry but you sir fail it
if this is true and you couldn't tell the difference between your gf and someone else you obviously don't care for her

bad you!
Quoted for extreme truth. You should just be able to tell just by looking her in the face.
 
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If this story did in fact happen, which I highly doubt, she should be more pissed at her sister than at you.
Erm, yes, it in fact is. My GF Amanda has a twin sister Jessica, who is from my knowledge like 1/4 an inch taller or something like that. I had never been around Jessica before I so didn't know what she was like. The problem was I didn't realize(until recently) that they wear the same thing to school etc so they can switch classes and ****.

Alright, well, I just wanted to know if it was cheating or not, apparently i will soon be single a mod can close this now, thanks.
 
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There was a Tina and Tamara episode along these.. I..I mean.

Ugh.

Anyway, this is unlikely but not quite as unlikely as it sounds. One of my old flat mates has a twin and, even though I know this, I've been extremely screwed up as a result of it.

*Engar steps out of his room*
*Friend comes out the next door, smiles, and moves on.*
*Engar locks his door and looks up*
*Friend, in different clothes, comes out the next door, smiles, and moves on*
Engar: ... Someone has altered the code!

However, having said that, generally anyone who knows the pair, or any pair of twins for that matter, could tell the two apart. Few people are genuienly so identical in both looks and personality that you could mix them up for any extended period of time.

So I doubt you're losing out on a meaningful relationship.
 
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****, thats awesome! If that actually happened, I... wow! I mean, identical sisters... think of the possibilities!!

I wouldnt worry too much, though. Blame the sister, and, if that doesnt work, date her sister instead.
 
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Seriously, if this is indeed true, either A. You had your head up your ass...or maybe up hers (hopefully someone will get that) and deserve any punishment wrought down upon you for not knowing the exact female form of you gf B. You had your head up your ass and thought you could get away with doing them both without the other knowing C. You had your head up your ass because they obviously are two really freaky and sexually enlightened women who thought it would be fun to take you on at the same time but slowly introduce you to the situation by flopping D. You were really drunk and thought she really was your girlfriend E. I'm loosing track of things at this point...or the probable F. You're ****ed
 

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