Recently i took in upon myself to pull a little prank on someone, i really didnt think this would actually get someone but im pretty sure it got nemo. REMEMBER THIS IS A PRANK LOL!!! (no one was hurt in the process of making this skit. I hope some of you enjoy this ghetto story, ENJOY!
KaeN: dude
KaeN: da
KaeN: i fuked uop
KaeN: dude
Nemo: ?
Nemo: how
KaeN: man im scared
Nemo: what did u do?
KaeN: ijm sdcared man
KaeN: ik kkili
Nemo: OF WHAT!?
KaeN: i killed her
Nemo: who
KaeN: my mom
Nemo: how?
KaeN: mani am scared
KaeN: we
KaeN: we got
KaeN: into a fight
KaeN: what do i do
KaeN: i cant think right now
Nemo: how the hell
Nemo: did u kill her
KaeN: **** i couldnt help it
KaeN: ii;l dint have cohn trol
Nemo: Kaen what did u do man
KaeN: ****m nan man
Nemo: whoa whoa slow down bud
KaeN: **** igot to get out of her i gotta go
*** KaeN4 signed off at Tue Jul 15 00:32:20 2003.
Session Close (KaeN): Tue Jul 15 00:32:23 2003
Session Start (AIM - Nemo:KaeN): Tue Jul 15 00:33:08 2003
Nemo: kaen u alright
Nemo: ?
k A e n: how teh ufkck you tink i feel
Nemo: ok slow down
Nemo: lets talk about this
Nemo: how did u do it
k A e n: we got ina fight
k A e n: i coulednt help iy man i was mad
Nemo: alright with ur fists n everything
Nemo: ?
Nemo: did u use a knife or something
k A e n: well that mighta but i grabbed here
k A e n: in the n
k A e n: neckm
Nemo: and u choked her
k A e n: **** ii m shakin
Nemo: o **** dude
Nemo: umm lets see
k A e n: whhat do i do
k A e n: she wwont wake u[
Nemo: let me think let me think
Nemo: check her pulse?
k A e n: i ccnat feel notin
Nemo: ok check her neck pulse? her wrist pulse?
k A e n: her nec
Nemo: ah **** ok umm lets see
k A e n: i know shees dead m i cant feel jhe breathe
Nemo: ah ****
Nemo: umm well CPR is not gonna do anygood
Nemo: umm the thing i can tell u is either call the police
k A e n: i can t live like his mna tell meg im not dreamin please
Nemo: i wish it was
Nemo: but this is reality
Nemo: im sry
k A e n: i kno im gonna take pills im scared im scared im scared
k A e n: i wish i had fir
Nemo: ok take deep breathes through ur nose and out ur mouth
Nemo: calm down a min
Nemo: the way i c it ma if i were in ur position i would have 2 choices
Nemo: id call the police on myself
Nemo: id run
Nemo: but
Nemo: either way ur gonna get caught
Nemo: how od r u
Nemo: old*
k A e n: doe it ****in matttrw
Nemo: right ur right
Nemo: is this ur first time?
Nemo: stupid question
Nemo: nvm that
Nemo: otherwise u wouldnt be scared
k A e n: whhhat you thin tis is a ****in game'
Nemo: no no no all i can say is turn urself in Kaen that is the only thing man
k A e n: i cnt even lopok at her shes layin right side me
Nemo: OK focus Kaen FOCUS
Nemo: dont look at her
Nemo: and go to the phone
Nemo: and call 9 11
Nemo: and tell them what happened
Nemo: thats all i can tell u Kaen
Nemo: ok?
k A e n: neemo onee thing bfre i selkeep
Nemo: u were jk
k A e n: i always rwanted to know
CSNemo: o
k A e n: what you nmnae was
Nemo: what r u thinking?
k A e n: my head isd spoinnin
Nemo: and u can think of is my name
Nemo: thats all u wanted to know?
Nemo: Kaen u better not go suicidal on me
k A e n: its woiuld be nicw
Nemo: dont dude
Nemo: seriously
Nemo: do not do it
Nemo: do not i repeat do NOT do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
k A e n: wuuts you namee
Nemo: ok fine
Nemo: bah
Nemo: tis Ricky
k A e n: hah\aaa bottth r nms b gin with r
Nemo: whats urs?
k A e n: myy namee is ralphh
Nemo: o
Nemo: well ralph go call 911
k A e n: i nevver hadd secx i wantted to bujt i know i couldn ever hnave ikt
Nemo: Kaen pull urself together man
Nemo: i mean Ralph
Nemo: Ralph calm down pull urself together and go to the phone and call the police
k A e n: nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nemo: Ralph u can do it
Nemo: otherwise if u run that will only make u wanted anywhere u go
Nemo: cmon Ralph u can do this
Nemo: do u have a dad?
k A e n: my dd iz in an country
k A e n: noot on m out country
Nemo: where r u at Ralph
Nemo: what country
k A e n: uus
Nemo: what state?
Nemo: what state are u in Ralph
k A e n: y
Nemo: i need to know Ralph
Nemo: that or give me ur #
k A e n: ahhh
Nemo: ?
k A e n: you ****in callin them lolol
Nemo: no i didnt call them
Nemo: im still talking to u and only u
Nemo: i did not call them
Nemo: i promise
Nemo: i just want ur # so i can talk to u personaly
k A e n: im just kiddin with ya
Nemo: i knew u *******
KaeN: dude
KaeN: da
KaeN: i fuked uop
KaeN: dude
Nemo: ?
Nemo: how
KaeN: man im scared
Nemo: what did u do?
KaeN: ijm sdcared man
KaeN: ik kkili
Nemo: OF WHAT!?
KaeN: i killed her
Nemo: who
KaeN: my mom
Nemo: how?
KaeN: mani am scared
KaeN: we
KaeN: we got
KaeN: into a fight
KaeN: what do i do
KaeN: i cant think right now
Nemo: how the hell
Nemo: did u kill her
KaeN: **** i couldnt help it
KaeN: ii;l dint have cohn trol
Nemo: Kaen what did u do man
KaeN: ****m nan man
Nemo: whoa whoa slow down bud
KaeN: **** igot to get out of her i gotta go
*** KaeN4 signed off at Tue Jul 15 00:32:20 2003.
Session Close (KaeN): Tue Jul 15 00:32:23 2003
Session Start (AIM - Nemo:KaeN): Tue Jul 15 00:33:08 2003
Nemo: kaen u alright
Nemo: ?
k A e n: how teh ufkck you tink i feel
Nemo: ok slow down
Nemo: lets talk about this
Nemo: how did u do it
k A e n: we got ina fight
k A e n: i coulednt help iy man i was mad
Nemo: alright with ur fists n everything
Nemo: ?
Nemo: did u use a knife or something
k A e n: well that mighta but i grabbed here
k A e n: in the n
k A e n: neckm
Nemo: and u choked her
k A e n: **** ii m shakin
Nemo: o **** dude
Nemo: umm lets see
k A e n: whhat do i do
k A e n: she wwont wake u[
Nemo: let me think let me think
Nemo: check her pulse?
k A e n: i ccnat feel notin
Nemo: ok check her neck pulse? her wrist pulse?
k A e n: her nec
Nemo: ah **** ok umm lets see
k A e n: i know shees dead m i cant feel jhe breathe
Nemo: ah ****
Nemo: umm well CPR is not gonna do anygood
Nemo: umm the thing i can tell u is either call the police
k A e n: i can t live like his mna tell meg im not dreamin please
Nemo: i wish it was
Nemo: but this is reality
Nemo: im sry
k A e n: i kno im gonna take pills im scared im scared im scared
k A e n: i wish i had fir
Nemo: ok take deep breathes through ur nose and out ur mouth
Nemo: calm down a min
Nemo: the way i c it ma if i were in ur position i would have 2 choices
Nemo: id call the police on myself
Nemo: id run
Nemo: but
Nemo: either way ur gonna get caught
Nemo: how od r u
Nemo: old*
k A e n: doe it ****in matttrw
Nemo: right ur right
Nemo: is this ur first time?
Nemo: stupid question
Nemo: nvm that
Nemo: otherwise u wouldnt be scared
k A e n: whhhat you thin tis is a ****in game'
Nemo: no no no all i can say is turn urself in Kaen that is the only thing man
k A e n: i cnt even lopok at her shes layin right side me
Nemo: OK focus Kaen FOCUS
Nemo: dont look at her
Nemo: and go to the phone
Nemo: and call 9 11
Nemo: and tell them what happened
Nemo: thats all i can tell u Kaen
Nemo: ok?
k A e n: neemo onee thing bfre i selkeep
Nemo: u were jk
k A e n: i always rwanted to know
CSNemo: o
k A e n: what you nmnae was
Nemo: what r u thinking?
k A e n: my head isd spoinnin
Nemo: and u can think of is my name
Nemo: thats all u wanted to know?
Nemo: Kaen u better not go suicidal on me
k A e n: its woiuld be nicw
Nemo: dont dude
Nemo: seriously
Nemo: do not do it
Nemo: do not i repeat do NOT do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
k A e n: wuuts you namee
Nemo: ok fine
Nemo: bah
Nemo: tis Ricky
k A e n: hah\aaa bottth r nms b gin with r
Nemo: whats urs?
k A e n: myy namee is ralphh
Nemo: o
Nemo: well ralph go call 911
k A e n: i nevver hadd secx i wantted to bujt i know i couldn ever hnave ikt
Nemo: Kaen pull urself together man
Nemo: i mean Ralph
Nemo: Ralph calm down pull urself together and go to the phone and call the police
k A e n: nnooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Nemo: Ralph u can do it
Nemo: otherwise if u run that will only make u wanted anywhere u go
Nemo: cmon Ralph u can do this
Nemo: do u have a dad?
k A e n: my dd iz in an country
k A e n: noot on m out country
Nemo: where r u at Ralph
Nemo: what country
k A e n: uus
Nemo: what state?
Nemo: what state are u in Ralph
k A e n: y
Nemo: i need to know Ralph
Nemo: that or give me ur #
k A e n: ahhh
Nemo: ?
k A e n: you ****in callin them lolol
Nemo: no i didnt call them
Nemo: im still talking to u and only u
Nemo: i did not call them
Nemo: i promise
Nemo: i just want ur # so i can talk to u personaly
k A e n: im just kiddin with ya
Nemo: i knew u *******
