Cunning as Zeus
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Before we get down to the nitty gritty, I must inform you, my brothers and sisters, that I will not be around for several months. Please, please, I beg of you. Hold back your tears. Allow me to continue. Yes, it's true. I will be gone until late February. I've been summoned by the Imperial Marine Corps, and will be training for the next 14 weeks. It hurts me to leave all of you, but I feel you will be in capable hands so long as a hero rises up to protect your rights and the forum itself from the rot that grows from within.
I see that many of you are weeping despite me asking you not to. I understand your pain, but I will not tolerate insubordination. Stop crying. Now is not a time for mourning, my brothers. Now is a time for rejoicing for the prophecy says when the Zeonaught departs, there shall be a Golden Age unlike any before it, and there will never be another like it. I am lying, of course, but I do so for your benefit.
Moving on.
Now, it is perfectly clear to me that each and every single one of you loves me. This is especially true for Lukyas, J-Dude and Damaera. Feel free to ask me questions, or express your undying love for me. The following is only a guideline, so you are permitted to deviate a bit:
1) Why is Zeonix so awesome?
2) Why is it that you love Zeonix?
3) What is it you like best about Zeonix?
4) Who would you kill in order to touch Zeonix's abs?
I leave on Monday, people. Let's not waste any time by not replying to my thread.
For the slow and lame:
I reall am going to bootcamp Monday. I'll be gone for 14 weeks. Embrace The Nix.
I see that many of you are weeping despite me asking you not to. I understand your pain, but I will not tolerate insubordination. Stop crying. Now is not a time for mourning, my brothers. Now is a time for rejoicing for the prophecy says when the Zeonaught departs, there shall be a Golden Age unlike any before it, and there will never be another like it. I am lying, of course, but I do so for your benefit.
Moving on.
Now, it is perfectly clear to me that each and every single one of you loves me. This is especially true for Lukyas, J-Dude and Damaera. Feel free to ask me questions, or express your undying love for me. The following is only a guideline, so you are permitted to deviate a bit:
1) Why is Zeonix so awesome?
2) Why is it that you love Zeonix?
3) What is it you like best about Zeonix?
4) Who would you kill in order to touch Zeonix's abs?
I leave on Monday, people. Let's not waste any time by not replying to my thread.
For the slow and lame:
I reall am going to bootcamp Monday. I'll be gone for 14 weeks. Embrace The Nix.
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