How to aviod getting a speeding ticket

[MF29]

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there?s a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there?s a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; No body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn?t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

 

[Optimus Prime]

ROFL!

I had a chuckle.

 

[-Origin]

Someone try doing that for real. Take pictures!

 

[Synth]

I think you'd be in the backseat of the police car before backup came.

 

[Eon]

either that or taking sobriety tests.

 

[Dokutayuu]

Better as a comic, I would say. Funny none the less.

MORAL: Drive only if 1) It's your car, or you have permission, 2)You have a license 3) You live near the A1, no one cares.

 

[itr]

I got pulled over when I was driving my friends car, his tags were expired and he wasn't in said vehicle. Basically I got a ticket for tags out of date, then was at court for 2 hours and took them 10 seconds to drop said ticket....Waste of time...

 

[Chakra-X]

Haha that was funny.

and insightful :X

 

[Mr. Phonso]

I'm sure the cop wouldn't call his supieror officer for backup unless he actually saw anything from what the driver was talking about

 

[Spunky]

That was great, I busted up laughing.

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

Another way to avoid it is to have huge luscious breasts, actually.

Our keyboardist got pulled over for speeding after CUTTING OFF THE COP while she had an EXPIRED LICENSE...but because she has a vicious set of bombs he let her off the hook.

 

[Eon]

Another way to avoid it is to have huge luscious breasts, actually.

Our keyboardist got pulled over for speeding after CUTTING OFF THE COP while she had an EXPIRED LICENSE...but because she has a vicious set of bombs he let her off the hook.

or if you're flatchested - cry.

 

[TehMuffinMan]

Another way to avoid it is to have huge luscious breasts, actually.

how come that never works for me? ;_;

 

[Corefinder]

Because you are TehMuffinMan.:S

 

[solidus]

3) You live near the A1, no one cares.

LMAO! that made my day.