Help Wanted

[sub]

Post here to apply to be my new best friend.

Serious applicants only.

 

[omnomnom]

Me...pick me

 

[sub]

Me...pick me

Rejected.

Who else?

 

[Dawntilldusc]

If true friendship you seek, look to the meek, for those great in power, have lives that turn sour.

 

[Z Power]

I am hesitant to try out based on such a stringent evaluation procedure, but I'll give it a shot none-the-less.

Because if I do get selected, all I can say is...

:3

 

[Deathshot]

Dude. I will be in New York soon. We can buddy it up 24/7. My bed is always open for a new best friend!

 

[Hawkman]

Rejected.

Who else?

WHY?

 

[Prozac]

I'd like to be your friend! I'm dying for some real human contact. cleverbot isn't that clever.

 

[hleV]

You're looking for just a friend? Too bad.

 

[omnomnom]

PICK ME DAMMIT...

 

[Raeku]

I hereby formally submit my application to be your "New Best Friend".

I'll admit that I have no idea who you are but I also believe that the fact that I do not know you at all and that you do not know anything about me is the perfect reason why you should consider this friendship. What greater joy is there than "falling in hetero-love" with someone new?

Also from a geographical viewpoint you will benefit more from this friendship. Ever wished you had a friend in a far away country where you could slip away to for a few days?

Should the friendship turn sour you also have the security benefit knowing that I am so far away that stalking you in person is simply not an option. Instead I would have to stalk you via a third party and financially that would not be an option.

In short: PICK ME!!

 

[Z Power]

I hereby formally submit my application to be your "New Best Friend".

I'll admit that I have no idea who you are but I also believe that the fact that I do not know you at all and that you do not know anything about me is the perfect reason why you should consider this friendship. What greater joy is there than "falling in hetero-love" with someone new?

Also from a geographical viewpoint you will benefit more from this friendship. Ever wished you had a friend in a far away country where you could slip away to for a few days?

Should the friendship turn sour you also have the security benefit knowing that I am so far away that stalking you in person is simply not an option. Instead I would have to stalk you via a third party and financially that would not be an option.

In short: PICK ME!!

I know his true identity, but will refrain from posting so I can view the outcome.

Lets just say he is a greatness who ascended to the form of Boom!

 

[En'me]

I would be your new best friend, but I'm afraid you are,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny5qIH7v1SQ

 

[Eon]

Wait...what's that mean for us? Are you....are you ****ing firing me?

You might wish to rethink this, I'm capable of doing horrible things to this new "friend".

 

[Specht]

I don't wanna be your friend.

 

[sub]

Contest over. Eon wins what is apparently a reelection.

 

[Sicron]

Too bad. I would have given you a couple of babies.

 

[Eon]

I hate kids and my policy is your 2nd child must be aborted.

You can keep the third one though.

 

[Sicron]

What if the second child is adopted?

 

[Eon]

Sorry, rules are rules. Abort it.