"You kill one man its tragedy, kill a million, and its a statistic" -J. Stalin
"Never trust a bartender with bad grammar!" - Kyle Katarn (Jedi Knight 2: Jedi Outcast)
"I hope somebody slams a door on your nose and you sneeze and your head explodes" - Danny DeVito, aka Louie Depalmer (Taxi)
"Well, I'll tell you somthing about your famous 'Future': Everyday I wake up, it's still
the present -- the same grimy, boring present. I don't think this 'future' thing really
exist. Do you hear a crackling sound?" - Cale (Titan A.E.)
"Live hard, die young, leave a beautiful corpse" - James Dean
"Our existence deforms the universe. That's responsibility" - Neil Gaiman
"I'd rather be hated for who I am rather than loved for who I pretend to be" - Janis Joplin
"Hope for the best, expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed" - Unknown
"Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box" - Italian Proverb
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough" - Albert Einstein
"Leadership is the ability to hide your panic from others." - Unknown
"Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up, walk over or around it, and carry on." - Winston Churchill
"In this Century, we've got to astonish people. One can't charm them anymore." - Jules Verne, Paris au XXe siecle
"Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most." - Unknown
"Eat, drink, and be merry... for tomorrow, I'm gonna have one hell of a hangover, and I wanna share it with all of you" - Me
"Better to be a damned fool than a damned idiot" - Me
"Fear... Fear attracts the fearful... The Strong.. The Weak.. The Innocent.. The Corrupt.... Fear... Fear is my ally!!!" - Darth Maul (One Truth, Star Wars: Episode I commerical)
" 'What's faith?' Faith, ya see... Faith is when ya believe in somthing.. that nobody in his right mind would believe!" - Carol O'Connor, aka Archie Bunker (All In The Family)
"Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: pull down your pants, and slide on the ice" - Allan Arbus, aka Dr. Sidney Freedman (M*A*S*H)
"I may be Love's *****, but atleast I'm man enough to admit it" - James Marsters, aka Spike, aka William the Bloody (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
"I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the **** out of me" - Unknown
"Next time, I THROW the grenade!" - Me, after a bad TFC incident
"The difference between being involved and being commited is like a ham and cheese sandwhich: the chicken was involved, the pig was commited" - Unknown
"A bird in the hand... can getcha awful dirty!" - Burt Mustin, aka Justin Quigly, aka TV's Favorite Old Man (All in the Family)
"A rolling stone... can give ya a hell of a bruise!" - Burt Mustin, aka Justin Quigly, aka TV's Favorite Old Man (All in the Family)
"One good turn... gets most of the blanket!" - Burt Mustin, aka Justin Quigly, aka TV's Favorite Old Man (All in the Family)
"To our kidneys, sir - they were fun when they were alive... and so were we" - Alan Alda, aka Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce (M*A*S*H)
"Itâs so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say, then say the opposite" - Unknown
"In the words of my dear departed father, 'Bring on the suckers'" - George Peppard, aka John "Hannibal" Smith (The A-Team)
"Before you laugh at a man walk a mile in his shoes. Now laugh, you're a mile away and have his shoes" - Unknown
"I wrote you the most beautiful love poem... It takes up almost a whole roll of toilet paper" - Larry Linville, aka Major Frank Burns (M*A*S*H)
"Did you know it was impossible to get insurrance when you're in love?" - Pepe Lepew
"As a collegue of mine once said, 'There is very little difference between man and women'..... Well.. Viva la difference!!" - Pepe Lepew
"You can win a thousand battles, but you can only lose one!" - Zaknafein, Homeland
"I don't like experiencing the stupidity of man's past... I find myself too busy witnessing the stupidity of man's present, and on occasion the future" - Me
"'Biotch'?! I'll have you know, I'm a moutt!!!" - Me
"Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle that fits them all" - Unknown
"Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive" - Bugs Bunny
"He who ask is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask is a fool forever" - Chinese Proverb (?)
"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death" - Earl Wilson
"There's nothing more noble and beautiful than a warrior with no distractions. One could say he's the closest thing to God" - Treize Kushrenada
"If you're joking, that's cruel. If you're being sarcastic, that's even worse!" - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz)
"History is like an endless waltz. The three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever" Mariemaia Kushrenada (Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz)
"If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X+Y+Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut" - Albert Einstein
"I see the unemployment on streets. You got your wineos who can't get off the ground... You got your hotpants who can't get down on the ground... You got your hookers put out of work by the regular girls givin' it away for free... You got your ex-politicians who was finked on by the hookers... And then you got your regular, 'round-the-day dreamers, dummies and slobs" - Carroll O'Connor, aka Archie Bunker (All In The Family, first day at the unemplyment office)
"Abstract art is the product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered." - Unkown
"There needs to be a better word for weird" - Strong Sad (
www.homestarrunner.com)
"Thank you, Interupter Jones" - Strong Bad (
www.homestarrunner.com)
"Not until we start looking by the color of our skin and start searching for the beauty within will we be happy" - Malcom X
"In the jounrey through life, it is not the final outcome that makes the difference, but rather the path one chooses to take" - Unknown
"Women= Time x Money. Time=Money -> Women=Money^2. Money is the Root of all Evil, -> Women=[sqrt(evil)]^2. Thus Women= evil" - Unkown
"Fighting for peace is like having sex for virginity" - Unknown
"Always keep your words soft and sweet... Just in case you have to eat them" -
www.manatheater.com, mini-episode #6
"If life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into a water gun and shoot other people in the eyes" -
www.manatheater.com, mini-episode #6
"There are very few problems that cannot be solved through the application of explosives" -
www.manatheater.com, mini-episode #6
"If you try and don't succeed... cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie" -
www.manatheater.com, mini-episode #6
"There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with 'or die' " -
www.manatheater.com, mini-episode #6
"I loved the whole sand wall trick, it was beautifu-- you bastard.." - Benny (The Mummy)
"When I talk dirty to women, it's sexual harassment...
But when a woman talks dirty to me...it's 2.99/min" - Unknown
"Procrastinate now, don't put it off" - Ellen Degeneres
"For every ingenious move, there are hundreds of just plain STUPID moves hidden in the depths of your memory" - Unknown
"Is there an indelible line dividing sanity from insanity or do they change, one into the other, at the slightest turn of events? Soon we'll find out that the whole world is insane." - Vincent Volaju (Cowboy Bebop: The Movie)
"It was just that he was all alone. Never had anyone to share the game. A man who lived in dreams. That's all he was." - Spike Speigal (Cowboy Bebop: The Movie)
"A.I. is a dual acronym, and their synonymous: Artificial Intelligence and Actual Idiocy" - Me
"If I aint drunk, I deserve to be" - Me
"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserved" - Bilbo Baggins
"I'll be responsible with alocohal when I'm an adult. But now I'm 15, fat, and ugly as ****, so dammit I deserve a drink" - Me, in my moody days >_>
"If knowledge is power, and power corrupts, then it is logical to assume that school is the root of all evil" - Unknown
"Death is Nature's way of telling you to slow down" - Unknown
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishment the scroll, I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul" - William Henley
"Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume Spells a life of gathering doom. Suffering, sighing, bleeding, dying, sealed in this stone-cold tomb." - Unknown
". . .And then every single one of my brain cells cried out in joyful unison, that they would be spared further torment at the hands of this f***nut-saturated environment" - Unknown