Funny Video Game Quotes...

[Bboy_Budokai]

post some funny quotes you've gotten while playing video games

i read this one today, some kid was complaining about something, then laughing at them.

You know trolls, those blathering little kids that post on game forums pissing and moaning about some imaginary controversy they drum up out of boredom and/or stupidity?

Well, the OP is one. Normally in Real Life(tm) we refer to them as "dumbasses." We laugh at them there, too.

that was the reply

 

[bapplebo]

While playing Sven-Coop with HL1 Maps

Person 1: 'rofl lok dere's barny'
Person 2: 'rofl look theres gordan freeman'
Person 1: 'omg rofl were?'
Person 2: 'look at a mirror'
Person 1: 'ROFL NO LIES!'

Then he disconnected.

 

[Eon]

Gotta love Hk-47

Exile: "HK, do you know what love is?"
HK-47: "Answer: Many organic meatbags find that question difficult to answer, Master, but I believe I can provide you with a satisfactory definition."
HK-47: "Definition: "Love" is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope."

 

[imported_Pemalite]

'Incomming enemy from the rear, drop altitude!' - lylat wars 64 (American version is called StarFox 64).

'Don't point that thing at me!' - Age of Empires 2.

'I am gonna' rip your head off and **** down your neck!' - Everyone should have played THAT game!

 

[SaiyanPrideXIX]

"Run like a *****!" -- Big Black Guy from Psi-Ops

 

[SailorAlea]

"Random! Random! RANDOM! RANDOM!" (Rise of Nations sound)

Guybrush, meeting Murray: Can I call you 'Bob'?
Murray: You may call me MURRAY! I am a powerful, demonic force! I am the harbinger of your doom! And the forces of darkness will applaud me as I stride through the gates of hell - carrying your head on a pike!
Guybrush: ... Stride?
Murray: All RIGHT, then! ROLL! ROLL through the gates of hell! Must you take the fun out of everything?

FF7, Cid to Cloud&Other:

A commercial on GTA3:

Do you eat microwave dinners, all the time wishing you were roasting
a suckling pig at a pagan banquet? Is your next ideal home improvement a moat?
Well get ready, Liberty City! This weekend and every weekend in Liberty City
Park--It's the medieval millennium faire!
Discover the joys of being a futile serf! Forget about air-conditioning and
modern medicine! We've got all the leeches, spells and potions you need at the
medieval millennium faire! Learn the art of cooking with turnips, yum yum! Buy
genuine reproduction medieval artifacts including mases, double-headed-battle-
swords and one-size-fits-all-chainmail! And this weekend only--pick up an
authentic mechanical Lady of the Lake and Excalibur! It's perfect for your
garden pond or swimming pool! And learn how to rid your condo of vermin using
a penny whistle and a mysterious prancing German named Hans! The medieval
millennium faire, this weekend and every weekend at Liberty City Park!

 

[Draylock1]

Whoa!, What can I doo for'd yuh? (Griswold, Blacksmith, Diablo 1)

 

[|Overlord|]

"Can I have some new shoes?" - C&C Generals, GLA Slave
"Thanks for the new shoes" - C&C Generals Zero Hour - GLA Slave

Sometimes your'e lucky enough to get what you want =P.