Free Force-Pit Access!?!

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Have you ever wanted force-pit access, but been unable to access it due to lack of the 5 dollar donation or a paypal account? Well boys and girls this is your one time chance to get force pit access for FREE! Whats the catch you may ask? The price of laughter! The person who makes me laugh the most in this thread within the set time limit(April 23, 2006) will be given $5 dollars for forcepit access, or whatever they want to use it for. But how will this work exactly? Its simple. The contest will run on a point system. Someone can post as many times as they want so long its on topic. Every post with funny material will be awarded a point depending on how funny it was to me. 1 point will be for small chuckles, 5 points will be for a small laugh, and when i really start cracking up uncontrolably I will reward points AS I SEE FIT(which will be depending on how hard I laughed at the joke) Now you may say to yourself "but I already have Force-pit access, does that mean I cant join?". Well no sir it does not. If you win and you already have force-pit acess, then I will send you 5 dollars Via Paypal, which technically pays for your payment to force-pit access.

With that being said.."Let The Games Begin!!!!"
 

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I think this is against the forum rules, but I could be wrong.
 
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This should be fun... or closed... but either way, it should be interesting.
 
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If he wants to pay someone it's fine. Phobius did the same thing no too long ago.
 
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Ok i got a joke, Theres a blonde and a brunette in a plane and there gonna jump out to see who hits the ground first who would win?

Answer: The Brunette because the blonde would ask for directions!
 
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Pain said:
If he wants to pay someone it's fine. Phobius did the same thing no too long ago.
YES!!!! And i am the one Phob did that for ;) But this does sound interesting if hes the one willing to pay that is.
 
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As long as this thread doesn't go to absolute hell, it's fine by me. So let's keep it to a few simple rules. Don't post unless you're entering. One entry per person. That said, if I win, someone on the forum will just suddenly have access ;P (assuming he pays up :p )
 
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Ok i got another, ok theres a guy in jail and he knows he innocent so he goes to the warden one day and says "warden i am innocent and will do nething to prove i am" so the warden says "ok, tomorrow u will have to drink 2L of brandy, pull a tooth from a lion and make love to an old women" so the man says "ok" and goes back to cell, the next day he comes back drinks the brandy and is really drunk then he goes into the lions cave the warden heres a whole bunch of noises then the man comes out of the lions cave and says "wheres the old women i have to pull a tooth from?" hahahahha

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let's keep it to 1 each ok? Otherwise said thread will become spamzilla. ~ Karrde
 
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actually..id like it to be a competition..so anyone can post as many times as they would like..not one post per person..=\
and dr.gero..ive heard that one aswell...so

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Dr.Gero-20 - 2

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dam u heard that one too well i try again : D

wat does britney spears and pepsi have in common?

they both come with plastic jugs!
 
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lol.that was pretty decent..so ill give u 5 points..

Score:
Dr.Gero-20 - 7
Enix - 1
Zeronightmare - 1

(ive seen them both guys)
 
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yay 5 points ok i got another,

Ru Paul, Bill Gates, and Roger Ebert are all struck by lightning on the same day. All three find themselves in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. They start begging him to give them another chance at life. St. Peter agrees but on one condition: they each have to give up something they truly enjoy.
Ru Paul says, "I really love men, but I will give up screwing around with them."

Bill Gates says, "I really love money, but I will give up all the money I have."

Ebert says." I really love food, but I'll give up pizza."

Soon, all three find themselves back on Earth. They start walking down street feeling very grateful. Suddenly, Ebert spots a pizzeria. He smells the aroma and can't help himself — he runs in there and eats a slice of pizza. POOF! He disappears.
Ru Paul and Bill Gates are astonished and agree that that won't happen to them. So they resume walking down the street when Bill Gates spots a shiny, new quarter. He thinks that if he picks it up, he can found a new company and become fabulously wealthy again. He bends down to pick up the quarter and POOF! Ru Paul disappears.
 
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This is off IRC somewhere...

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
 
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nice...ill give you another 5 for that Dr.Gero

Score:
Dr.Gero-20 - 12
Enix - 1
Zeronightmare - 1
frsrblch - 5

that was pretty good frsrblch :D
 
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yay im in the lead i got lots more jokes too : D like this one,

wat do barbie and britney spears have in common?

both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic!
 

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Do all the good times we've had on the Kai forum count Odin? They damn well should :(

Anyways... lets see...
Why don't women wear watches?
Because there's a clock on the stove!

I win.
 

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