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no, normally i get along ok with my family, i keep out of their way, they keep out of mine.

however, my sister emma is a complete *****, and loves to take every opertunity to wind me up. so, knowing i was halfway through watching a tv program, she turned the sky box over. i ask her to turn it back, she says "no your in your room".

quite an excuse...

so i went back in my room, disconnected the 5.1 surround sound system from my pc (its really nice... i like it a lot...), and hooked my pc into the back of my 100 watt pioneer hi fi amplifier. cranked it way up, and started playing a selection of heavy music, ranging from Metallica's early albums (including their heavyest, the "...and justice for all" album. to killswitch engage, and megadeth.

to make things worse, i plugged in my guitar, and cranked it up loud enough that it could be heard above the hifi. as for problems with the neighbors? no problems, the neighbors in 1 direction are on holiday, and the ones directly adjacent to my room love listening to me play guitar.

i just went to check, and my sister is looking pretty pissed off XD


anyone else got anything i could do? or that they use as psychological warfare on their siblings?
 
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well i use to have problems like that a while back , i fought with my brother over cable untill we got a switch (but that was towards the end of the contract and i recived a p2400 setup to get rid of my older 233mmx setup) quite crap , but the 400 was a freebie from myh negihbours that got it for me (but now sadly after selling it to my mate he left it at a youth refuge and some guy screwed it over , i'll never see it again :( , i could of set up a file server or something with it if he didn't want it)

i'm no expert on cable tv thou i once had it in my kidde years , and for some reason i watched the optus channel's setup guides and sutch. I dunno how great cable tv is around in your location , but i recall a switch or something that aloud you to record something on another channel while someoneelse was watching something they wanted to watch (i think they called it an stu or something) inquire your tv service provider of technology like that and if it's avalible , all the better
 
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Just throw little bits of butter at her. It's great fun, and then she can make you some toast with it.
 
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Make sure u lock your room. I always lock mine cuz my sister always tried to steal my lighters, which include a very expensive Zippo
 
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Turn your speakers towards her room (preferably pushed up against the wall if possible) and turn volume and bass up to full before blasting out a few hours of midget/dwarf sex orgy videos. Be sure your parents are out. Then have the monitor face the door, so when she comes in to find out what the hell is going on she'll see the little people in a state of buggeration. If she complains, chastise her for being prejudiced against the disabled.
 
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Simply share her secrets with her friends, and spread malicious rumors about her liking the retarded kid in school.
 
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Well I've seen rockers bash their guitars on the stage.

If your willing, replace "stage" with the desired object.
 
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That's a classic.

You could also smack her in the head.
 
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Lame lame lame...

...its 2005 people, make up some original stuff. Like when they are sleeping duck tape them to a phone poll, or roll them up in ducktape and set them outside on the porch.

Or get fun, just run up to her and dumb syrup/molasses on her.
 
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Lame lame lame...

...its 2005 people, make up some original stuff. Like when they are sleeping duck tape them to a phone poll, or roll them up in ducktape and set them outside on the porch.

Or get fun, just run up to her and dumb syrup/molasses on her.
you know how hard it is to duct tape someone in their sleep?

for the record, also, she is 18, and is itching for an excuse to try and get me arrested, when i was 13, she hit me in the leg with a hammer, and i punched her in the face for it. breaking her nose, and one of my knuckles...

i dont hit women, in fact, thats the only time its EVER happened. and imo she deserved it. but she tried to get me arrested for it then, and ever since shes tried to wind me up enough to get me to hit her... and it hasnt worked in 7 years. cudo's to me i guess.

i guess it really bugs her that her powers of annoyance have no effect on me hehe.
 
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Do the midget porn thing, also sneak into her bedroom at night and set the alarm for 5am :)

If she's 18 then capture her phone when she's asleep and read her inbox, then send dirty texts to the appropriate people, dump her boyfriend, screw at her best friends, spread rumours... :devsmile:

Just remembered one from Scrubs, open up your showerhead when you know she's next in the shower and stick a few OXO cubes in it then put it back together. When the hot water starts flowing through it she'll be showered in gravy. Not only will she smell like a sunday roast but it's hard to wash out.
 
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I'm a peace maker. My family is very tight and close, but in my earlier days I have come to blows with my(then) tomboy sister. Anita can be such a *****, but at the same time I was the weakest link in the family, she looked out for me, just like my brothers and father. Now that i've matured and basically can handle myself in general, we've become pretty good friends.

Sounds like the way things are going with you Lee, I don't thik You'll be able to make peace with her short of a miracle.
 
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your right about that last part arthos... but meh oh well =]
 
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since mom moved out i have become some sort of a unrivaled diktator in my house...neither my brother or father dares to annoy me more then once,since they know i have a bit of a temper and wont stop from smashing a brand new computer or tv. (helps to build a foundation as a child,smash windows and stuff then when you grow up you will have prober respect...also beat up your brother for just using the bathroom to many times a day or just because he breath the same air as you).

ps: also join some sort of martial arts..been boxing for a few years so they know you can back up your threats :devgrin:
 
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a very hard one:

Burn her clothes

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She got a problem with insects? spiders? ****roaches? let loose a few in her room, my sister is **** scared of huntsmans and the lot next door is loaded with em, just catch a big one and let it loose, she won't go into her room ever again.
 
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for the record, also, she is 18, and is itching for an excuse to try and get me arrested, when i was 13, she hit me in the leg with a hammer, and i punched her in the face for it. breaking her nose, and one of my knuckles...

i dont hit women, in fact, thats the only time its EVER happened. and imo she deserved it. but she tried to get me arrested for it then, and ever since shes tried to wind me up enough to get me to hit her... and it hasnt worked in 7 years. cudo's to me i guess.

i guess it really bugs her that her powers of annoyance have no effect on me hehe.
Don't you guys have something called parents?
If something like that happened between me and my sister when i was that age, my mother/father would have crusified us both.. and left us hanging on the livin' room wall for a day or 4..
 

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