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Well, post your favourites, here's some of mine.
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Peter: "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually"
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Peter: "Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons?" (Biker hits him in the face with a pool cue but doesn't even flinch) turns to the second biker and says, "And aren't you Richard Simmons' friend..., Richard Simmons?"
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Stewie: What are you looking at? You... infantile stupid! Yes, that's right! Damn you and such.
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Lois: The important thing is to stay calm. It's probably nothing honey.
Peter: Yeah that's east for you to say you get to keep both your cans
Lois: Don't talk like that. You'll see a doctor tomorrow..
Peter: Oh no. No doctor. The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid. (Cut to giant squid sitting at the end of the table, knocks the dishes onto the ground xD)
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Judge: Peter Griffin, I sentence you to life in jail!
Lois: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
(Kool-Aid Man breaks through the wall)
Kool-Aid Man: Oh Yeaaaah!
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Peter: "Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you, very homosexually"
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Peter: "Hey, aren't you Richard Simmons?" (Biker hits him in the face with a pool cue but doesn't even flinch) turns to the second biker and says, "And aren't you Richard Simmons' friend..., Richard Simmons?"
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Stewie: What are you looking at? You... infantile stupid! Yes, that's right! Damn you and such.
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Lois: The important thing is to stay calm. It's probably nothing honey.
Peter: Yeah that's east for you to say you get to keep both your cans
Lois: Don't talk like that. You'll see a doctor tomorrow..
Peter: Oh no. No doctor. The healthiest thing we can do is just ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist. Just like we do with the squid. (Cut to giant squid sitting at the end of the table, knocks the dishes onto the ground xD)
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Judge: Peter Griffin, I sentence you to life in jail!
Lois: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
(Kool-Aid Man breaks through the wall)
Kool-Aid Man: Oh Yeaaaah!
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