Fav n00b quotes/fav n00b put-me-downs

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lols, those where some funny quotes, but i have some 2!

n00b joins evil.
Clercx:(wich is me) hey
n00b: hi
n00b: i am not a n00b, i just play under this name, so dint kick me.
Clercx: ok, i believe you.
ESFn00b joined
ESFn00b rapes n00b
ESFn00b rapes n00b
ESFn00b rapes n00b
ESFn00b rapes n00b
ESFn00b rapes n00b
ESFn00b rapes n00b
n00b: w0w! you cheat,! you *******, i am going to ban you!
Clercx: how? this is my server... -_-
n00b: well, il just take over your comp!
Clercx: and how r u going 2 do that?
n00b: STFU loser! im banning you now!
Clercx: hold on a min, im gonna get a sandwich.
n00b: **** you!
n00b left
ESFn00b changed name to -={mastah-Mike}=-
Mastah-mike: hehe, that was fun!


and here another one: here i was piccolo

n0vice: hi
Clercx: hey
n0vice: hmm nice ping, i like!
Clercx: yeah, thats good, maybey u wil have a chance.
n0vice: hehe, dont be so full of urself, ur gonna die!
Clercx melees n0vice.
n0vice: huh, i had a laggy 10 seconds, what happend?
Clercx looks @ ping: Clercx 0
n0vice: 32
Clercx: yep, i believe u, lets continue
n0vice: k, you wont be so lucky this time!
Clercx: sure....
n0vice got raped by Clercx
n0vice: how! al your shots where way off, and then i got hit! you cheater!
Clercx: thats called scattershot... -_-
n0vice: what? you have 1.2? CHEATER!!
Clercx: OMG n00b
n0vice: il reveal my true identety...
n0vice changed names to pcjoe.
Clercx: lolz, wanna be joe...
Pcjoe: STFU! im banning you from esf!
Pcjoe left.

and another one:

Clercx: lets beam struggle.
ESFn00b: ok
Clercx: ready? GO! ( i fire a special beam canon, against his gallit gun, after that, i fire 2 more)
Clercx: hehe, multi ps rocks...
ESFn00b: WHAT!! you are using the 1.2 patch! cheater! *** **** ******** ****
ESFn00b left the game
 
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here is newb quotes I have seen in different games:

Noob: OMG I MIS-CLICKED I SHOULD HAVE KILLED HIM
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Noob: THESE GUYS ARE HACKING THERES NO WAY HE COULD HAVE DONE THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH
Noob has left the game
**They really were not hacking the guy just sucked**
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Noob: DUDE THE ONLY REASON YOU HIT ME IS BECAUSE I HAVE 56K
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Me: Whats your BPS
Noob: I have DSL Dumbass
***because he has DSL he doesnt have 'bits per second' on his internet connection.***
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thats all i have for now ;p
 
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I have another one:

:: n00b (not his name) kills me after me is weakend.

noob:l0l y0u suckz0r
me:dont you mean j00?
n00b:STFU, y0u is n07 l337ish, s0 ph3ar my l337
me:dont you mean j00 and ph34r?

:: me go gets brother ::

n00b:can7 y0u r3ply?
n00b0r ar3 y0u 70 scar3d

me (brother typing):57|[|_|, _|00 7|{||\||< _|00 |5 |337|5|{, _|00 5|_|><0|)\ 47 |7, 4|\||) \/\/7|[ j00 |o|_4y||\| |<||)5 64|\/|3, (0|\/|3 |o|_4y (5 4|\||) 937 0\/\/|\|\_0|)\|) |4y 7|{3 |337 |\/|4570|)\5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 (Could you translate this anyone?)

n00b:what?
 
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Originally posted by b4k4^2 Thats to whoever deleted my post I made in this thread that had no flameing spam or anything, thanks guys. *waves to mods* [/b]
isnt it always strange how every single mod somehow manages to do the same thing at the same time?


i mean come on why does everyone go ALL THE MODS CLOSED MY TOPIC!! or EVERY SINGLE MOD DELETED MY POST!!

i hate to break it to u but only 1 mod can do something it isnt every single persons fault
 
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cough look at my previous post Hibiki, can you translate that leet? cough (It's cs |337!!!!!!!!!11111 - Matt's bro).
 
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Sinkaro has tried.. He is now in an asylum... This is his girlfriend. He'll be back in a few years.
 
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heres another


ESFn00b has entered the game
[MOD]Vegito has killed ESFn00b with melee
ESFn00b:i wasn't ready
[MOD]Vegito:are you ready this time?
ESFn00b:yea
[MOD]Vegito has killed ESFn00b with melee
ESFn00b: da**** i wasn't ready
[MOD]Vegito: YOU SAID YOU WERE READY
ESFn00b: when?
[MOD]Vegito: pull down console
ESFn00b:eek:h
[MOD]Vegito:im not going to ask again ARE YOU READY?
ESFn00b:yes
ESFn00b died
ESFn00b:don't kill me i wasn't ready anyway you hack
[MOD]Vegito::laff: no i dont
kicked by console reason being a bit**
 
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I thought the great Hibiki would be able to translate it.

Well I got my brother to translate so:

Yuo's guide to his |337 speak:

57|[|_|, _|00 7|{||\||< _|00 |5 |337|5|{, _|00 5|_|><0|)\ 47 |7, 4|\||) \/\/7|[ j00 |o|_4y||\| |<||)5 64|\/|3, (0|\/|3 |o|_4y (5 4|\||) 937 0\/\/|\|\_0|)\|) |4y 7|{3 |337 |\/|4570|)\5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

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STFU, joo think joo is leetish, joo suxor at it, and wtf (why the ****) joo playin kids game, come and play cs and get ownzored by the leet mastors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope this outs Sinkaro out of his misery;).
 
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anyone can translate that it also means


blahhhhhhhhhh blah blah blah blah blah blah TROUT
ME pwned n00b thats what it means


and i pwn at cs always 20 kills above deaths
 
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WHAHAHA i just playd, read this:

Rainhard is tha n00b here.

Rainhard joined good

Rainhard: hey
Clercx: hey
Rainhard: lets fight the other guy 2gether
Clercx: sure, lets pwn him
Rainhard and Clercx make n00b give head
Rainhard and Clercx make n00b give head
Rainhard and Clercx make n00b give head
Rainhard and Clercx make n00b give head
n00b left
Clercx rapes Rainhard
Rainhard: hey! i thought we where a team!
Clercx: -_- we r the only ones on the server....
Rainhard: so what, your a n00b! **** you! cheater! you suck!
Clercx rapes Rainhard
Rainhard left.
 
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I think people are starting to get big heads from this thread :p

*kills guy who's been acting like a tard*

Me: You've just been owned.
HiBye: owned? how?
Me: Owned like, I hit you 5 times, you hit me once.
HiBye: f*** you, i'm using fone, cant you see me dancin?
Me: You're fighting exactly the way you always have.
HiBye: i've got a hand on the fone, noob
Me: And I have a hand on my penis, but it looks like I'm still winning.

*kills guy*
HiBye: get out of ur closet, kid.
HiBye: i bet you're in detention right now
HiBye: i bet you have no friends
HiBye: i think i hear ur mom calling you to dinner
HiBye: you're not an anime character, you loser
Me: You're pretty perceptive. Not only have you determined that I'm playing from a school closet, in the detention room, but that my mom is actually calling me to dinner from down the hallway. Not to mention, I'm real, and not an anime character. All from my screen name, and about 4 lines of text.
Me: ...dumbass.
HiBye: dumbass? stfu, i made it into UNi.
Me: Ooooh. That must be either a foreign college, or a low-standards one, since you can't freaking speak english. (He's been typing like a moron the whole time; can't understand 1/4 of what he says)
Me: University of Natural Idiots?
HiBye: yes. university of natural idiots.
 
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ESFN00b: omg stop hitting me i said i was away
me: ...
ESFN00b: ok i rdy
ESFN00b: wtf WAS [email protected]!!! ****ING CHEATER
ESFN00b: HOW THE **** YOU BEAT ME WIT DAT ****TY BLAST IN ONE HIT
ESFN00b: ****ING HACKS
me: .. 40 million pl + Final Flash.. Need I say more?
ESFN00b: BS YOU KILLED ME ONCE
me: Wierd, It says I'm 27 - 7 and your 5 - 29
EsFN00b: ****ER I'M TRYING NOW
ESFN00b dies
ESFN00b: OKAY I"M BANNING YOU FROM ESF
me: Have fun, But remember it's my server.
ESFN00B: NO FROM ALL OF ESF
ESFN00b changes name to Mastasurf
ESFN00b: DEVIL YOU CHEATER IM BANNING YOU FROM MY GAME
me: lol I'm Devil now..
Mastasurf changes name to SSJ6GOKUUSSJ
ESFn00B: hey
me: What?
ESFN00B: noting saying hi
me: .. You've been swearing for the passed 5 minutes and now you say hi?
EsfN00b: wat are u talking about?
me: ..
ESFN00b: o
ESFN00b: dat wus my bro
ESFN00b: i went to get a drink and he said that stuff
ESFN00b: okay les play ur dead
me: sure...
ESFN00b dies

lol
 
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Player: Dude wtf your hacking, how can you block that fast
Me: dunno
Player: you countered the attack too fast i think you hack you ******
Me: lol
Player: What you aint talking anymore, you stupid ass
Me: Nah think ill just keep kicking your ass til you shutup
Player: thats it, Im gonna hack your pc

Xsl >|< killed Player with melee.
Xsl >|< killed Player with melee.
Xsl >|< killed Player with melee.
Xsl >|< killed Player with melee.
Xsl >|< killed Player with melee.

Player has left the game.
 
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ok this happened to my friend


[MOD]Kakarot (thats him) has joined the game
n00b:wanna ps?
[MOD]Kakarot:sure
n00b makes a sprit bomb sure thats psing the n00b said he stood behind it my friend charged up a kamehameha and psed with the sb he won the n00b died
n00b: fuc* you hacker
[MOD]Kakarot: i dont hack you suck
n00b: bitc* id rock your world if i were better
[MOD]Kakarot has pissed off n00b
[MOD]Kakarot pwned the helloutta n00b
n00b: why ****** ***** *******
n00b has been kicked for too much cussing
 
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lol i had lotsa fun reading this, and although im a n00b, im not that bad. i can admit defeat and dont accuse peeps of cheating. although i lag alot cause im using 56k, i dont use it as an excuse, although it does make me mad when im watching struggles or insane melees and get disconnected.... anyhoo, i apologize on behalf of all my fellow n00bs -.^
 

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