Ewe Boll will stop making movies if this petition reaches 1,000,000 signitures.

[Spunky]

Wow, what a gigantic tool. I hate him now more than I did before. He's certainly not helping his case.

 

[Zeonix]

Anyone who thinks he isn't a genius obviously hasn't seen the masterpiece entitled Bloodrayne. It's probably the most important movie ever made.

 

[Spunky]

Anyone who thinks he isn't a genius obviously hasn't seen the masterpiece entitled Bloodrayne. It's probably the most important movie ever made.

Indeed, remember the sex scene? Good. Now try to remember the rest of the movie.

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*cough*

 

[Zeonix]

That's why you can't appreciate his genius. While you were busy watching gratuitous vampire sex, I was busy watching Mr. Boll build a working transmogrifier in the background. The scene was obviously a metaphor for good trying to overcome evil, but being unable to because of how attractive evil can be to the weak.

See? See?!

What do you mean Bloodrayne is good? **** that, she's a vampire. Blade is the only good vampire.

 

[Spunky]

Blade is the only good vampire.

I don't know about that, I rather like Count Chocula.

 

[Zeonix]

He's given thousands of children diabetes. At least other vampires wait until you're grown before they attack.

 

[LionHeart]

What do you mean Bloodrayne is good? **** that, she's a vampire. Blade is the only good vampire.

Blade's movies are awesome,especialy the 3rd one.

 

[Zeonix]

Not even Jessica Biel could save that movie.

 

[elNarr]

Anyone who thinks he isn't a genius obviously hasn't seen the masterpiece entitled Bloodrayne. It's probably the most important movie ever made.

What about the 'epic' battle in the house of the dead that lasted for 30 frickin' minutes and all of a sudden, they run out of bullets.

Also, how about that SUPER MEGA AWESOME BULLET TIME SPIN FOR LIKE 10 CHARACTERS THAT LASTED IN A WHOLE FOR 10 MINUTES, WHOA!

 

[Zeonix]

What about the 'epic' battle in the house of the dead that lasted for 30 frickin' minutes and all of a sudden, they run out of bullets.

Also, did you notice that SUPER MEGA AWESOME BULLET TIME SPIN FOR LIKE 10 CHARACTERS THAT LASTED IN A WHOLE FOR 5 MINUTES, WHOA!

The Matrix obviously stole bullet time from that movie.

 

[elNarr]

Yeah, i'm pretty sure of that too.

I am not a ****in' retard!

Yeah sure, now you just proved yourself to be one.

 

[Spunky]

175,000. I hope it keeps at this pace for a good, long while.

 

[Zeonix]

He isn't going to honor the petition. He barely acknowledged it in the original post. The only way to end this madness is to take the fight to him. I think we should duck tape him to a chair and make him watch all of his movies.

 

[Spunky]

The only way to end this madness is to take the fight to him. I think we should duck tape him to a chair and make him watch all of his movies.

Damn Zeo, even I thought you had a limit to your cruelty.

 

[Zeonix]

What's good enough for the goose is good enough for the gander.

There is blood on his hands.

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I haven't even watched any of his movies.

 

[Spunky]

Bloodrayne was the first and last movie I watched of his. I'll be damned if I ever watch another.

By the way, about the thread title. His name is Uwe, not Ewe. Although "Eww" might work just the same.

 

[kam!]

Damn Zeo, even I thought you had a limit to your cruelty.

It wouldn't be cruel in the same way as it wouldn't be cruel to force a sodomist to rape animals.

 

[DJ-Ready]

Bloodrayne was already pretty bad ... but I've seen Postal ... now THAT was really bad.

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[SailorAlea]

200,000 signatures. Seems like momentum has slowed, somewhat.

 

[Spunky]

I don't care if it's slowed, as long as it keeps going.