Emile is a god

[Zero12]

Well if your up to a post the awesomeness that is Emile then come down here if you don't know whose Emile heres a pic

[/URL][/IMG]:smile: now then more info about him in this forum topic in the bungie forum http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=41439075&postRepeater1-p=1 now that i saw some awesomeness of Emile in that topic i thought to make one here since Emile is a bad ass spartan anyways it will be like that topic but with are visions of Emile k

heres a example Emile smelled chesse once and it blow up

Emile was so bad ass chuck norris couldn't beat him.

Some say Emile fought Brolly with million's watching there were no survivor's to tell the tale except Emile.

 

[-Origin]

Did you just link a picture directly from your hard drive?

 

[Mephisto]

Did you just link a picture directly from your hard drive?

Yea, he did .. Also when i pressed the link I ended up in a Halo fanboy forum, and the only knowledge i have of Halo is some dude called masterchief?

Emile is a bad ass spartan

ehrm ..

 

[wheres_]

Did you just link a picture directly from your hard drive?

rofl

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[Spunky]

Sigh...

 

[Zero12]

Fixed the pic and Emile is a spartan from the new halo game Halo Reach which follows the battle of Reach where all the spartan die and Emile is wanna the spartan and everybody in bungie forum and me think he is bad ass.

 

[Spunky]

I can assure you, that is not a Spartan. You have been misinformed. This is a Spartan.

 

[Zero12]

Well the one im talking about is a Halo spartan which are super soldier that when they were at least 6 years old they trained til they were ready to fight against the convient with their new shiny armor and great at war spartan can almost handle anything in war but hell i just wanted to make a thread about Emile looks like that not gonna happen.

 

[Deman]

I can assure you, that is not a Spartan. You have been misinformed. This is a Spartan.

I can assure you that you have been misinformed as well. That man is wearing entirely too much clothing.

 

[Avenger]

I learned two things from the internet. a) The internet is for porn, and b) never, ever, trust a man who uses commas and periods sparingly.

c) This is madness.

 

[Zero12]

XD really off topic.

 

[Barney]

c) This is madness.

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Anyways, the guy does look pretty badass, I mean look at that helmet.

 

[The Deco]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Anyways, the guy does look pretty badass, I mean look at that helmet.

It's a blend of The Joker and a skull

 

[Zero12]

Some say Emile killed some one with a apple

Some say Emile had a Burger king he sold only his hands.

 

[Grega]

Some say this entire thing is stupid beyond all hope.... oh wait thats me who said that ^^;

 

[Optimus Prime]

One time, Emily dropped a piece of buttered toast, and it didn't land butter side down. But he still wouldn't eat it because he's germophobic. Because one time, his buddy dared him to chew a piece of bubble gum that was stuck under his chair at the movie theatre. I forget what movie, it was probably something stupid like Precious or Twlight 7: Frankenstein's Revenge, and he needed to get the taste of <del>boners</del> onions or something out of his mouth. But his friend didn't have any, so he said "just chew some off the bottom of your chair." So without hesitation, Emily reached under his chair and found the biggest, juiciest <del>erection</del> piece of gum he could find, and placed it in his mouth. A week later, he found out he had AIDS.

Am i doin it right?

 

[Avenger]

This one time at band camp Emile met a boy who he rather liked and they decided to experiment because it was summer and they were hot and they did not like the sound of trumpets and then they made love (coincidentally this was right after he chewed some gum in some crappy movie that no one cares about) but it turns out Emile could not get it up so he had to take it from behind

the end

 

[Zero12]

Finally people are liking this

Some say Emile has esf 1.3 in his computer and he won"t give it to anyone.

 

[Deman]

Once there was a confrontation between Emile and Chuck Norris. The fight lasted for 40 days and 40 nights. When Chuck roundhoused the helmet right off Emile's head he soon found that Emile was Chuck Norris from the future!

 

[Optimus Prime]

Some say Emile likes to touch little boys.