Incoming super long copy pasta reply from my MySpace blog:
In short, this is a description of the most epic dream I've ever had, as I remember it.
It was good enough to the point where I remember.
Okay, so it started off. In a sense, the description is a somewhat abandoned medical spacestation port kind of deal. It's dark, barely lit and I'm alone. I look around and start venturing the halls. As I'm walking, I open a door and a zombie instantly pops out and attacks me. I grab the zombie by the shoulders, hitch my leg onto it's belt buckle and roll back and flip it over me, where it lands square on a broken sharp rail. The rail pierces straight through him and he's moaning while stuck. I stand up and realize the situation I am in is a bad one, and I need to get out.
I start moving about quickly and notice single zombies in hallways and corridors. Panic rises through me as I move about. I open a door and find a hallway with an UZI in it. Quickly equipping myself with the UZI, I check to see how much ammo. Not much. So, I decide to make good use of the ammo. Only use it if I absolutely have to. I run through a few halls, take a few lefts, and I bump into someone. I quickly take out my UZI and aim it straight towards his face in which he responds, "***** be cool!"
A human. I don't ask him his name. He is roughly my height, muscular, short black hair and white. We don't have a conversation, we just instinctively know to tag along. While traveling, we run through a door and are now in a home depot kind of scenery. We gander around and see all the boards and pipes in stock. While we're wondering where anyone could be hiding, we hear zombies. I turn around and there is an array. I aim and shoot straight in the head. I take the slow moving zombies as a sort of learning basis. After each zombie, I realized an effective kill would take three shots to the forehead. An effective disable would be one shot straight to the knee cap to blow off their limb. I quickly decide the forehead would be best as it's easier to shoot rather then a knee cap. Me and my friend start shooting down all the zombies. It's quite an easy task. I turn to my friend to explain how this isn't so scary when I realize he's on the floor, dead with blood everywhere and three zombies eating him. I shoot the zombies off, and look at his mangled corpse, wondering where those zombies came from. While staring, I notice a circular shadow forming. I over my friend and realized there were two types of zombies: Retarded slow zombies and Quick, agile hunting zombies. This zombie stood up, did a sort of war cry, and I shot him in the head. These zombies took one shot to the head. I start looking for a way out when I hear thudding above me. There is a lot of zombies running on of each aisle. Then it hit me, the war cry was to tell them I was an alive human.
Just then, agile zombies began popping from the roof. With this note, I sprang down the aisle shooting behind me. I quickly ran and found a door with a lock. Shooting the lock and jumping through, I came to a kind of refugee camp people have made. Everyone stood in alarm and aimed their guns behind me, and for every zombie that jumped through, about 30 bullets were shot into him. They locked the door up again and I looked around me, thinking these must be survivors. The scenery was a sort of medical ward in a spacestation port again.
I grabbed my gun and everyone began doing casually what they were. I just wander around and find a few new friends. We talk, but never exchange names. They all explain to me that they ARE the survivors. They pointed me towards the ammunition section and I stocked myself up with ammo to last for days.
I grab a pistol, keep my UZI, and stock up as much ammo as I can before telling everyone I'm heading out. I don't understand my motive behind this but one person comes with me. They all wish me good luck, and lead me to a door I didn't notice before. As I walk through, we enter another set of hallways. Guns in hand and now knowing what we were dealing with, we carefully went through. We saw the way through to the open world. It was the door to the outside, fresh air world.
We gave eachother troublesome looks, nodded, and we both opened the door to see the streets completely flooded with zombies in a Dawn of the Dead kind of scenery. The sky was a mixture of blue and orange, it was a clear overcast. The streets had trash all over them and there were buildings that were broken down. We walk through and start shooting all the zombies we can. We don't know what a plan is but we move through. Suddenly we came across a car. I open the door and tell my friend to get in, but he was gone. I don't remember where he went, but he was simply gone. I hop in the black pontiac G5 GT, and begin plowing through countless zombies.
At this point, I visually had a sort of minimap, like in Grand Theft Auto 4, and I had a wanted star. I realize there are cops in the vicinity and they start chasing me. I drove across bridges, highways to ditch them, and I was plowing through zombies over and over again. Eventually I lost them and was in an unknown town. I step out and look for any human life. I run into my friend, Britanny P. and I quickly talk to her like nothing happens. We part ways. I meet another survivor, Mark (don't remember his last name, he was a friend in 7th / 8th grade but moved away), and he's decked out in gear. We both agree to hijack the school bus in front of us.
Inside the school bus, the entire thing was infested with zombies. We just take both guns and kill every zombie in sight. We take the bus and he takes the liberty of driving it. I had the job of throwing zombies out the windows to clear room. Eventually he gets on a road out of town and speeds down a country-like view with orchards of tree's. There were very few zombies on this road.
While driving, I look to the left and notice a group of about 9 hot porn-star status looking girls. All 9 are completely naked, with extremely huge boobs. I remember this because it was the sole reason I wanted to pick them up. They were just chilling by a tree, kind of camping, just hanging out. To the right was a business man being chased and mocked by an agile zombie. We ignore him, it's every man for himself.
Approaching a city in the school bus, we began running into zombie infested streets. We drove to a kind of Best Buy looking store, except for weapons and armor. We opened the door, locked it and found friends there. Erik Muller, Rafal Kepa, Chelsa Artega, and someone I didn't know where camping inside. I walk in and they get ready to kill both me and mark. We make sure they know we aren't zombies and we go off.
I say, "Okay guys, this is the real **** right here. We got lucky to be here. Stock up on as much ammunition as you possibly can."
We split ways and break open glass cabinets that hold M4A1 carbines, UZI's, pistols. At one point, we could chainlink armor and we all put it on.
I grabbed a huge hunting knife, a holster for it, another UZI, two holsters for that, an M4A1 Carbine, strapped it to my back. I began heading towards the chainlink armor and put it on. As I was finishing putting it on, the zombies noticed us and we had to leave. Everyone left while I was stuck inside, running after them. They were heading down to the school bus as I was left inside with only a few zombies covering the door. I take out my UZI's and blast every single one, and bust through the door.
They started driving off, and I was sprinting after them. They opened the back window for me and I jumped on the school bus, and climbed in. It seems we all made it out.
We headed back to the country road and we were cruising down. While driving, we saw all the big tittied *****es running in fear, covered in blood, some missing limbs, while zombies chased after them. The business man I previously saw was no longer a man but a set of torn open limbs.
We took a new turn and drove on towards a cliff. On top of this cliff was Sierra High School. We stopped and walked through. Near the side of the school, where the computer lab is, after the little grass field was a cliff.
So, we walk through and notice everything's going as normal. The only different thing was the fact that everyone was in the school. All adults, teenagers, little kids, they were just wandering and socializing in the school. There were no zombies here, so I took the liberty of walking about. At one point I was approached by this alien:
That guy approached me and said what was I doing, and why wasn't I following the rules. He leads me towards the side of the cliff and into a classroom, where there was another alien there instead of a teacher. I walk in and see everyone in class wondering what the hell was going on.
I take a seat in the back and realize all the people I were previously with were gone, and so were all my weapons except my hunting knife. I take a seat and start talking with my friend Andrew. I can't recall his last name. We just converse and I ask him what's going on. He has no idea. No one has any idea. So I grab the balls and walk to the alien and ask what the hell is going on.
"Don't worry, your time shall come" he responds.
So I just shrug it off like nothing is happening and I go back and just start talking to everyone.
Eventually the Alien begins just talking to us normally, like friends. He shows us some cool alien technology. It's shaped like a pen with a button on the back, where the eraser would be. He grabs my low battery ipod. He simply pushed the button, touched my ipod, and my ipod was at full battery life in an instant. He gave it to us to toy with and someone mentioned it hurt if you touched the end where the led would be.
with this I snag the alien charger and run up to the alien and hold it to his neck, telling him if he doesn't let us go, I'll simply kill him.
"No can do" he says, and I touch him. No shock occured and he laughed. Apparently they constructed it so the aliens can't get hurt from it.
At one point the alien starts talking to us and passes us paper. It was a schedule of what to do and where to go before the 'Final Solution'. If I remembered one thing from World War 2, Final Solution is a bad thing. So, the bell rings and we all go towards Period 2, as said on the schedule. I was to go down towards the PE, or the Large Gym. As I walk, I decide, "**** this" and I walk towards a spanish room.
Funny thing is, I remember specifically, right before making the decision to go into a Spanish room, I heard my own voice as a narrator in a cartoon, "And this was the decision in my Life that would save humanity."
So, I walk in and see a classroom full of students. One student, who shall remain unnamed due to possible awkwardness, but I know very well who it was, was on the table naked. There was a fully clothed unknown girl behind her fingering her, and I just remember staring. We both kinda stared at eachother. I simply walked up to her and started talking.
"Hey [name], sup?" I said.
"Hey Alex. Nothing, just enjoying my last few moments on Earth." she said.
"What do you mean?" I questioned.
"Oh, isn't it obvious? The aliens are going to wipe us all out. I tried convincing everyone but no one believes me. Might as well be naked while we're about to die, haha. Don't you agree?" She asked.
"Hmm. Yeah, that IS true." I said, as I took off all my clothes. I was butt naked. I ended up chilling on the table with her as we talked. Nothing special happened besides groping her. The bell rang and we all had to go to the next scheduled period.
I said, "**** this, you're right, **** the rules and schedules and let's have fun."
I take her on my back and we run down. It was like we were instantly a couple. We were kissing and stuff, and I brought her down by the parking lot. We walked around and noticed everyone's third period schedule was to meet up on 'The Hill'. We ran behind a portable and watched from a distance. Everyone was standing together, some hugging, some crying, some completely oblivious. We watched them as they all started to float up, and they all were abducted. Mid air, you can see everyone explode. Everyone that went up, died. Some people tried running away but it was too late.
We both watched and saw everyone we knew in the school just die, with their skin flaps just floating into the space ship. When they all come up, an army of alien spaceships come from out of no where, and form into one mother ship, and they take off. Never to be seen again.
Me and [name] look at eachother, and realize we're the last ones on Earth left.
After that, I woke up.
I wish it kept going but that was my dream. I don't give a **** if you read this or not, but god damn me it was worth writing down the entire thing for.
