Doughtnut causes School Stabbing

[Deathshot]

So yea, I heard about this on my local news and decided to show you how retarded people really are in this world.

Only link I could find is to the worst news cast of all. They actually got something accurate for once.


http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,579884,00.html

 

[Spunky]

Serves the kid right. Nobody takes my doughnut.

 

[kam!]

This clearly shows that doughnuts have a negative influence on the minds of teens. This crime would not have happened if doughnuts were banned.

 

[Sicron]

Stabbing someone over a donut...and a girl at that. Retarded people still live I see..

 

[TehMuffinMan]

i find stabbing someone over trying to feef my delicious pastries MUCH more logically sound than stabbing "on the influence of games" don't you agree? It could of had sprinkles too!

 

[Sicron]

Yeah sure, if it was a guy, I don't care about that. But you don't stab women.

 

[Grega]

What Sicron said.

The guy should have gotten worse >.>

Was it me id charge with atempted murder.

 

[Deathshot]

Hey guys, cmon.... That Doughtnut must have been really good....

 

[Tenzo]

*sigh*
This world turns more and more disappointing by the day...

 

[Spunky]

What Sicron said.

The guy should have gotten worse >.>

Was it me id charge with atempted murder.

I'd stab him in the same spot and call it even.

 

[Sicron]

How the hell would you go about stabbing someone back when you are lying on the ground, bleeding to death?

 

[Brosiris]

Too bad Jack Thompson was disbarred, this sounds like it's right up his alley.

 

[Damaera]

It's cool, I'll take it for the team and help the second coming of Jack Thompson.

 

[light-seeker]

I just ate all your doughnuts

 

[Sicron]

All your doughnuts are belong to us.

 

[Spunky]

How the hell would you go about stabbing someone back when you are lying on the ground, bleeding to death?

I meant as his punishment. -____-

 

[Deman]

This clearly shows that doughnuts have a negative influence on the minds of teens. This crime would not have happened if doughnuts were banned.

When all doughnuts are outlawed, only the outlaws will have doughnuts.

 

[Deathshot]

"Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?" - Dr. Kleiner
"Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!" -Postal Dude


Yes Doughnuts are so good, they invaded old school games.

 

[Pommy]

Who ever stabs someone over a donut is retarded lol you could get hundreds of donuts for the cost its going to cost that guy for an attorney, otherwise he'll get screwed, probably screwed himself anyway.

 

[-Origin]

HUNDREDS? Holy ****, be right back guys!