Don't lose your head over it! Ha ha...ha.....yeah.

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well that just means non of that crazy family can live on.

Hint Hint* All of them are dead >.>

Mom is suicidal, dad murdered, and son was dumb.....so ya........
Edit: nice pun btw >.<
 
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Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.
 
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How do you swing a chainsaw through your own neck?

He must've tripped and fell on it...
 
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Like Synth said, I can't imagine a guy being able to cleanly take off his own head before blacking out and dying.
 
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Like Synth said, I can't imagine a guy being able to cleanly take off his own head before blacking out and dying.
rofl i can't get my mind of it now, and its hard to get the picture how he died lol
 
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Yeah it must have been extremely hard. I mean, you're probably dead before you have cut even trough half of your neck.
 
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If you take good amount of speed and the chainsaw was in good shape, he probably could cut his head off with muscle memory. No doubt that he was dead before the edge reached on the other side of his neck...
 
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Well, you know what they say.. Never run with scissors, so I guess it applies to chainsaws as well.


And tbh, it could be possible to cut your own head off.. Remember that once and object is on the move, it takes a counterforce to stop it (or let it "run out"), so once he swings to cut his own head of, it's perfectly possible that the action will keep going on, thus cutting his head off.
 
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Honestly tho why cut your own head off? Less painful then stabbing yourself through the eye or something?
 
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It makes for a much, much cooler headline.

Oooh ho ho see what I did there?
 
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Chainsaw to the head is quick and I would image painless. Yeah, you'll die before you're half-way through but I bet when you let go of the chainsaw, it's going to continue cutting through your neck until it stops (it starts slowing down once you let go of the trigger).
 
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Unless he gave it a good swoosh um it might of gone slow. OUch! IF it went slow and this guy was alive i feel for him >.<
 
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I think someone playing Dead Rising a bit too much. Adam, eat your heart out. :O
 

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