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I've seen all these before. You should probably post the link where you took them from. They are funny though
 

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If its real then its made by kids,

I think its kinda sweet ;)

Dear God,

Thank you for the baby brother but what I prayed for was a puppy

Joyce
Hehe, that one is my favo.
 

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ROFL, oh man thats great. showing seeds of stupidity and ignorance in kids! everyone can rest assure that the world will still be a horrible, selfish and evil place when it gets round to their generaiton :) god bless kids
as for fave's.. there are just too damn many!
"I am American, What Are you?"
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"thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy"
and the one about Jennifer Horton was great XD Raphel's, I will give god anything exept money and my chess set XD seriously, a magic genie lamp has to have more value than a friggin' CHESS SET! O_O and the one about sending Dennis Clark to a different camp XD damn you Eddison and your stealing of this omnigreat being's ideas for a light bulb!! XD this is too good! nice find :D
 
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:p I think it's kind of cute, especially the puppy one.

These are probably, what, 4 year olds? The pattern I sense from them is consistent. Each one appears to be of a relatively equal intelligence. :3
 
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"Dear god, i'm American, what are you"
I am all mighty (there's one question I answered for god himself :p). It's amazing what will run through people's minds at times with the questions they have in mind, some stupid and some good.
 
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Shiyojin Rommyu said:
:p I think it's kind of cute, especially the puppy one.

These are probably, what, 4 year olds? The pattern I sense from them is consistent. Each one appears to be of a relatively equal intelligence. :3
4 years old can't write yet, now can they =p ?

probably six or eight years. The one with the puppy was hella cute ^^
 
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They are realy cute :p

Puppy >>> all
 
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"I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions" roflmao
 
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4 years old can't write yet, now can they =p ?

probably six or eight years. The one with the puppy was hella cute ^^
You're right, 6-7 year old sounds more like it.

xp I also like the one about one kid showing God his/her new shoes in Church. lmao.
 
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I like the 2nd one, the 8th one, the 15th one, the 21st one, and the 22nd letter. Im thinking 2nd grade at a catholic school?
 
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I wonder what nasty 2nd grade teacher would do something so horrible as to take her children's private letters to God and post them on the internet...

Methinks this is a good indicator of what these kids will be like, 18 years from now... Elliot being the best of the bunch.
 
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"maybe kain and abel wouldn't kill each other so much if they had seperate rooms"

Alright, naivity can be hilarious...
 
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Those are funny, regardless of them being fake or not.
The puppy one and the "Edison stole your idea" one are the two best.
 
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"I want to be like my daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over."

That
made
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day

Seriously it did. I think i find it so funny since I'm italian and I have "hair all over" :O
 

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