DBZify your favorite commercials.

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Its simple. Take a common commercial of any kind, but use at least one DBZ character in it. Take mine for example.



Kid: That's Tien, he has three eyes. But can he see why kids like Cinnimon Toast Crunch?

Tien: Have they been blessed with enlightenment?

Kid: Nice try, tri-eye. There's cinnamony swirls in every bite. A delicious part of this balance breakfast.

Tien: Ah I see! Now I can go face the Saiyans!

Kid: Cinnamon Toast Crunch! The taste you can see!



Now.....ready? Set? GO!
 
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Goku: Vegeta!! Buu has absorbed Trunks and Bulma!!!
Vegeta: GAH!
Goku: But, their is some good news...
Vegeta: Fine, pass me the ear-
Goku: I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
 
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But Goku doesn't drive!

*Toei slaps him with the driving episode*
 
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*Scene with Bulma driving along the desert on one of her bikes, comes to a stop, *cue Cha-La Head Cha-La*, removes helmet slowly releasing hair as it curls in the wind*

Bulma: I have genital herpes...
*cue sad DBZ music*
Bulma: There isn't a cure.... But there is treatment. *cue Cha-La Head Cha-La again*
Bulma: That's why I take Valtrex.
*Vegeta walks up behind Bulma and puts his arms around her*
Vegeta: We don't let herpes slow us down.
*they drive off into the distance, cue DBZ credits music*
 
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Scene: Bulma, Goku, Vegeta, Chi-Chi

Wanta Fanta? Don't ya wanta fanta.. don't ya wanta fanta...
 
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Scene: Gohan and the z's at the cell games with cell...

Gohan: Ahh, my arm, its broken and i cant do it! Oh what am i to do!?

Puar: AFLACK!
 
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Frieza: (walks into elevator, presses the 1 button to get to the first floor.)(hes at the 5th story)

Elevator: Ding!

Frieza: zomg wtbbq was that?

Elevator: (2 girls walk in)

Frieza: (scoots back towards the wall and crosses his arms.)

Girl 1: (gets a wonderful waft of frieza's cologne.) Ooohh.. It can't be...

Girl 2: (gets the same smell..) Can he be?....

Freiza: (what the **** are they looking at me for? I can't speak back to them or else they'll find out I'm *** with my oh so masculan voice) *puzzled*

Girl 1: So whats your name hot stuff?

Girl 2: hi there cutie.

Frieza: (UGH, maybe since my ears look like megamans, they might think I can't hear them.)

Girl 1: Oh I like the silent type, gives me a challenge. (starts rubbin on his shoulders)

Frieza: (oh god. my tights. it might show.. the powerlevel in my pants is rising)

Girl 2: Mmm what big muscles you have there. You must work out.

Girl 1: What shiney .. bling you have on your shoulders and head.

Frieza: (oh god!!! will this ever...)

Elevator: Ding! floor 1!

Frieza: THANK GOD. I'm never wearing axe deoderant spray ever again.

wow im *** i cant believe i just typed this. hi




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Master Roshi: I wish I could fly like goku and go on those great adventures with them...

the tv voice: HI THERE! Do you have trouble getting around? Do you have back problems? Well now there's a new technology that is cheap for everybody!

tv voice: HOVER ROUND! (now i can go and see the world)
 
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...You knew it was coming.

*cue Enzyte commercial whistles*
Voice over: "This is Goku. Goku is a Saiyan, a race of warrior monkeys from the planet Vegeta, but when his brother arrived on Earth to destroy it, Goku just couldn't cut it! So Goku gave a call to Enzyte, and now he's the most powerful Super Saiyan in the galaxy!"

*cut to pictures of SSJ Goku fighting*

Voice over: "Call now for a 30-day free trial!"
Voice over *really fast voice*: "Your doctor will tell you if Enzyte is right for you. If you "experience" the results for over 4 Earth hours, call your doctor immediately so he can laugh his ass off at you. Not to be taken with heart or lung conditions. Enzyte is not a guaranteed last resort for saving your planet from evil androids. That's what the Dragonballs are for. Namekians over 40, use Enzyte with caution."
 
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* Yajirobi walks into a super market and goes over ot the deodorant isle. He tries on Tag body spray. Suddenly 5 women begin to tackle and rip is clothes. One gets closes to his face, who is seen as an asian.*
Yajirobi: Hey...
 
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KidBoy17 said:
* Yajirobi walks into a super market and goes over ot the deodorant isle. He tries on Tag body spray. Suddenly 5 women begin to tackle and rip is clothes. One gets closes to his face, who is seen as an asian.*
Yajirobi: Hey...
Just about to do one jsut like this one... here it is anyways

scene: Goku is at a mall and he tries TAG body spray deodorant on.

*Woman start smelling air and start chasing him*

Goku: Whoa, AHH! Kameh...Haheh... HA!!!

All woman die x_x
 
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Got Ki?

Gohan... your dad... hes... dead... But I just saved 15% on my flying car insurence!

Ox King: Only you can prevent forest fires.
 
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Someone has to do a Trojan one.
 
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KidBoy17 said:
Someone has to do a Trojan one.
Vegeta: So bulma, wanna come upstairs?

Narrator: Saiya-Maaaaaan!

Bulma: Hey saiyaman!

Sayaman: Looks like I got in just in time. Looks like you guys were about to "Rock the Dragon".

*gives them packet*

Saiyaman: Now with powerlevel-raising freshness, so both you and your partner are happy!

Vegeta and bulma: Thanks Saiyaman!
 
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Vegeta: So bulma, wanna come upstairs?

Narrator: Saiya-Maaaaaan!

Trunks: Hey saiyaman!

Sayaman: Looks like I got in just in time. Looks like you guys were about to "Rock the Dragon".

*gives them packet*

Saiyaman: Now with powerleveling-raising freshness, so both and your partner are happy!

Vegeta and bulma: Thanks Saiyaman!
hah, but what was Trunks doing there? sounds... odd....
 
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Cell is going to destroy ALL HUMANS!

Chi Chi: Well Goku, i guess now would be a good time to tell you i've ben having an affair with the neighbor...hood
 
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RavenTrunks said:
hah, but what was Trunks doing there? sounds... odd....
Whoops! Ment to put Bulma...

That does sound odd o_O
 
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Scene* Vegeta walks up to his curtins after just waking up from sleeping.
Goku is standing there smiling with a burger in his hands.
Vegeta grabs the burger with a scared odd look on his face. eats the burger and looks refreshed.
narrator- Burgerking, Have breakfast with the king.
 
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Chakra-X said:
Whoops! Ment to put Bulma...

That does sound odd o_O
ROFL! That it would be...
"***amaann!!" LOL

Ok...

Narrator: GI: GOKU now comes with hand chopping action, and ninja like fists! You can even launch his most famous attacks!
*kid presses the button on goku's back and a little blue LCD light blinks a few times and makes an annoying buzzing sound*

Stupid kids: COOOOL!!

Narrator: And thats not all! Call now and recieve Krillen and the 7 dragon balls for ONLY $75.99!

Stupid kids: WOWWW!!

Narrator: Batterys Not Included *says what narrators of commercials always say when wrapping up a commercial... you know, the person who says about a paragraph of words in about 5 seconds telling you everything bad you're getting yourself into when buying the product... kind of like the size 5 font on the back of the product :)*
 

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Chakra-X said:
Goku: Vegeta!! Buu has absorbed Trunks and Bulma!!!
Vegeta: GAH!
Goku: But, their is some good news...
Vegeta: Fine, pass me the ear-
Goku: I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
zomg edited!
*asian girl sucking her noodle's*..
*phone rings*..
*she picks up, "Hai?.."*
Girl: GOKU-KUN!!
*run's and jumps out the window , Goku catch's her..*
Goku: Noodles?!
*drops girl 6 story's*
*eat's noodles..*
*phone rings*
Goku: Not now, I'm busy.

(Just an excuse to post that video..
 

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