Damaera is a Lesbian Because he plays POKEMON!!!

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Damaera is a Fat Stinky monkey lesbian still plays pokemon. WTF. Someone tell him that pokemon is for the 1990s, not now. Its embarassing
 
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WHATS YOUR BEEF?! Penix and I are all over pokemon... you're so out of the loop dalte T_T
 
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Snorlax FTW!!!

NOBODY ****S WITH SNORLAX.
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*sigh*

You know, i used to watch Pokemon too but that was more than 5 years ago. :|
 
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Pokemon, admittedly not being Nintendo's greatest by any means, was fairly enjoyable. Besides, Dam's not that stinky :p.
 
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Query: Why does a 14 year old boy know people who are 32 years old and plays Yugioh..?

Nevermind, I don't actually want to hear the answer to that.
 
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Query: Why does a 14 year old boy know people who are 32 years old and plays Yugioh..?

Nevermind, I don't actually want to hear the answer to that.
Actually, he's 13, and therefore all your arguments are invalid.

inb4 how I know his age.
 
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Damaera is a Fat Stinky monkey lesbian still plays pokemon. WTF. Someone tell him that pokemon is for the 1990s, not now. Its embarassing
You do know that Half Life was released in the late 90s as well right? And that you are currently still developing on the Half Life engine?

Just sayin'.
 
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That's Moby Win. /grabs his harpoon.

Either way, out of all the reasons Damaera is a lesbian, him playing pokemon is hardly the best. There are like tons more. For instance how feminine he looks, or how he (probably) hits like a girl.
 
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Still though, aside from the fact that Dalte apparently is a lesbian too for still playing Half Life, what is wrong with being a lesbian? Lesbians are awesome.



Hell, you two should get together and have some hot lesbian sex. And record it on video.
 
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