Cucumba, I want a rematch

[Deverz]

I want my belt back, and I'll get it back

Hopefully we will get a ref that's not scared of us

 

[DiebytheSword]

You dare challenge me again? This time no quater will be given, f00.

 

[grOOvy]

I'll be the god that watches over his brave soldiers.

The venue is a corrupt program inside the matrix... where everything that you do, might not turn out the way it was originally intended.

There, let's hope we give something genuinely creative and funny for the fans to read... but with these two heros - I'm sure that's exactly what will happen.

 

[DiebytheSword]

"Deverz, I see you've found my little fun house. I had hoped I'd taught you a lesson, but it appears you still thirst for knowledge. Let us continue, and this time . . .

. . . no holding back.

COME AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED FROM DEFEAT!"

Cucumba drops to fighting stance, moving his leather duster out of the way of his legs, and waves Deverz on.

 

[Deverz]

We will see who will win this fight, I'm going to be the one walking away from this battle

Bring it on foo

Deverz moves into a fighting stance and chickens fly out his pants

 

[Deverz]

Deverz is standing in what appears to be a large white room when suddenly Cucumba comes falling from above and lands face down
Cucumba looks around wondering where the hell he is and how he got there then he spots Deverz and enters a fighting stance as fireworks pop-up behind him
Deverz then too enters a fighting stance as fireworks appear behind him and both fighters are enclosed in by what appears to be a rubber room

Deverz takes a second to take this in then charges at Cucumba and gets about half way before the floor opens up underneath him into and abyss of nothingness
Cucumba walks upto the hole and pulls Deverz out and says "Your not losing that easy." Then punches Deverz in the stomach

Deverz responds with a roundhouse kick to Cucumba's head then quickly trips him up. Deverz then punches Cucumba in the ribs and on the 3rd punch Cucumba dissapears and falls from above again falling ontop of Deverz

During the confusion Cucumba gets the upperhand and while sitting on Deverz back punches him in the spine as the room changes into an Average house, Cucumba notices this and grabs Deverz head and starts ramming it into the hard ground

Deverz not wanting to fall from above just yet kicks Cucumba in the back of the head and as it moves forward Deverz moves his back to connect.
Cucumba falls off of Deverz and as Deverz goes to attack Cucumba dissapears and falls from the sky and takes the change to yell "DEATH FROM ABOVE!" as a another chicken flies from his pants

 

[DiebytheSword]

Cucumba stared at Deverz as the younger admin charged, and launched a running side kick through the air of the stale old house. Deverz landed his kick into Cucumba's waiting hands as Cuc slamed his hands together around Deverz's ankle. Dev looks at his foot in disbelief as the green machine spun the dog of war in the air as he wrenched it around with the force of a martial arts master. Dev stoped before hitting the floor, suprising Cuc. The dog of war took his chance and turned himself upside down as the lighting suddenly became as bright as daylight.

Dev staggered from the bright light as Cucumba gave a devistating side punch from a leaning horse stance that slammed Deverz through the wall. The wall shattered like glass, despite being sheetrock and 2x6 planks. Cucumba barely slowed as he flew after Deverz, and slammed into Deverz's stomache with both his fists. Deverz suddenly stopped as the light shining from an old lamp cushined him like a matress.

Deverz used this as his opportunity to counter attack, launching off the matress and dissapearing right before he hit Cucumba. He reappeared below Cucumba, falling upward, "DEATH FROM BELOW!"
He kicked Cucumba in the chin hard slamming Cucumba into the ceiling. Cuc felt the iron like ceiling below him and struggled to get back to his feet. Deverz was like green on pickle though and slammed into Cucumba's back. Blood poured from Cuc's mouth.

"Meh, power, perception, . . . power is a tool, and any tool is useful if you know how to use it."

Deverz kicked Cucumba in the ribs, sending him skidding across the ceiling until Cucumba fell off and slammed into an old dresser splintering it. Deverz followed carefully, dropping down and flipping over.

Cucumba was ready for him though, and grabbed him by the waist. He hit Deverz with an open hand stirke slamming Deverz into the matress light again. Dev bounced off into Cucumba's spining back kick.

Dev fell to the floor, coughing.

"You don't know how to use it, that's your problem."

 

[grOOvy]

!! That was a very close one indeed... but that round goes to Cuceus.

What was good about Cucumba's comeback was actually using Deverz's 'death from above' statement and reversing it with the opposite 'below' couterpart. He also made good use of the venue's properties, and his post actually made me think of the fight as a movie's plot which I was reading. The clever-talk in his post are plus points as well.

Deverz did well too, and he brought in humour into his part (chickens... ), but he didn't make as good use of this 'corrupt program inside the matrix' i.e., the venue of this fight.

So there we have it, one brave soldier has triumphed over the other in the first round... will Deverz be able to claim the ultimate position by defeating Cuceas? Will Cucumba smack down the little admin and give him a good spanking for ever daring to challenge him? Tune in, same time, same thread, same forum.... bah I'll stop now. >

 

[DiebytheSword]

"Again with this preaching crap!"

Deverz jumped up onto his hands and flipped to his feet, while Cucumba waited patiently. Deverz unleashed an assault of kicks and punches while Cucumba blocked furiously. Deverz finally landed a punch on Cuc's jaw, turning the mighty admin's face. Dev continued his assault, punching the autokinematic response nerves starting with the solar plexus. He followed up with a thunderous punch to Cucumba's jaw, then to his stomache and again to the jaw. Deverz grabbed Cucumba by the head and headbutted him. The ancient horror reeled from the blow, falling to one knee.

"You talk to much old man!" Deverz moved to kick the elder admin but his leg flowed through a mollases like patch of air. Cuc took advantage and rolled back to his feet. Deverz pulled his leg back down as a chicken fell from his pants.

Cucumba grabbed a lamp and swung it at Deverz, but it hit like a nerf pillow. Deverz responded by throwing the chicken at Cucumba, the chicken burst into flames, as did the eight others Deverz threw from his pants. Cucumba dodged them with ease, his body blurring from the movement.

Cucumba finally jumped through the air at Deverz only to fall like a rock as he hit a heavy gravity spot. Cucumba smashed through the floor, and the splinters blew away like cherry blossom leaves in the wind. Deverz saw an opportunity, and lept after the BGD, Cucumba hit the ground and jumped up with all his might . . .

Cucumba was kneed in the face while he punched Deverz in the gut. Cuc slammed down hard on his feet, falling again to one knee, as Deverz fell to the ceiling, leaving a crater. The dog of war struggled to his feet as Cucumba threw his broken glasses to the ground and stared angrily at Deverz.

"Someone has to take you out before you get to big for your britches. If you win now, you'll never try to be better. Only the strong admins survive here . . . You'll thank me later, NOW DEFEND YOURSELF!"

Cucumba lept so hard that the ground buckled beneath him, he flew at Deverz, and ignited his ban saber. Deverz lit his and lifted it to defend just in time . . . or did he?

The blades crossed and Cucumba landed a few feet from Deverz.

A single drop of sweat hit the floor.

 

[Deverz]

Deverz lays on the floor thinking for a second with the walls wispoering "grOOvy smells like pee" to him then suddenly jumps up in the air and kicks Cucumba in the chin sending him flying backwards, Deverz lands with 3 chickens and a penguin falling out his pants.

Deverz starts to realise the power of this place and forms a plan then breifly distracted by one of the chicken's mooing then turning into a cow
Cucumba takes the change and charges at Deverz lifting him up over his head and slamming him into a wall which become soft (lucky for me) Cucumba then punches Deverz in the ribs and stomach

Deverz concentrates on an explosion in front of Cucumba to send him flying back but it appears behind Cucumba far enough away to not do anything but cause a distraction to Cucumba who turns fully around to look
Deverz takes his chance and jumps out from the wall and onto Cucumba's shoulders punching Cucumba in the top of the head, Cucumba goes to Slam Deverz into the ground but he dissapears and fly's down past the window few times then in from Cucumba left
Deverz puts his arm out and connects with Cucumba as he fly's past sending him flying into the wall

Deverz lands somewhere near where he dissapeared and looks over at Cucumba who is leaning against the wall holding his side and bleed in his mouth

 

[grOOvy]

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And the championship belt is retained by Cucumba! O_O

The first round was very close, but this one has been a slaughter... Cuceus' post makes you feel as if you're right there watching what's happened. The talking was brilliant as well, all in all, he deserved to win that round.

The only thing that lacked in Deverz's post is that his post didn't have the same depth of intensity as cuc's... when I read Dev's post after reading Cuc's - the tension of the battle that I was imagining suddenly dropped down. And that's why I gave Cuc this round as well. I really enjoyed reading this match. :smile:

Well done by both champions, but there can only be one.

/me takes out bazooka and bombs the wall that was whispering fake things >_<

 

[DiebytheSword]

Deverz fell to his knees with a horrid scar across his face.

"You . . . you coulda killed me."

"No, I empowered you. I just motivated you to train harder, and I left a lasting mark of that lesson."

Cuc turned off his ban saber. "Next time, you will try harder."

Cuc walked off into the matrix.

 

[Galst Vic]

Ummm so this fight club has ended?? well......looks like Deverz lost again actually it depends on point of views you Groovy might have liked more Cucumba's way than Deverz who knows! lol ^_^ it was a nice entertaining match.

 

[DiebytheSword]

Yes I defeated Deverz 2 times (best of three), ending this particular match.

 

[Prozac]

well the second round... is rape
c'mon deverz you can do beter then that
challenge him again