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One tuesday morning sitting on the very sexy Kaination, pulled a Big sweaty man who smelled like a rotten egg & made love to Conan and Jay Leno's Chin. Then the next kidnapping attempt was to be Fatal_CobraX until George Bush Came out and.. agreed with Sonic Boyster. Then Randyhobo asked what that thing she was shaking was because it made him wank at high speeds. Bapplebo came with a bacon sandwich that Randyhobo stole and gave to other hobos to share amoung cannibals. But Majin_You asumed light moved slowly, Brightly & violently consuming all in the earth's atmosphere but was wrong. Zeonix, God Emperor of voilent beastiality survived & ate. Kagato sucks donkey head and teeth while Zeonix fights monkeys with breasts & laser guns, pew pew, and loses very badly. A random girl, named Yoshimi, battles fecal matter from her own ass and eats monkeys. Cucumba was tasty like a cucumber that was consumed by Bill Nye. This science guy choked on the piece of pie Pain gave him. While everybody waits for Chuck Norris to kick someone with a roundhouse kick to the face, God pokes Michael Jackson in his Neverland. This felt real good & he became quite happy in his pants. Logan Sucks Donkey flavoured wood carvings that make him go insane & run around naked. Sometimes when im playing the banjo, people beat their chests in an ecstatic way, like they want sex with Kidboy. After They Get sexed by Kidboy they smoked purple-dro untill the superbowl starts. With great vigor & one dollar, they search for big huge nuts to wank off to. Cold Steel had sex with some random hot hooker that he randomly met in Afghanistan while he was randomly looking for rare STD's. DJ-Ready found him with the hooker & joined in the fun and Dj^Swift came in and impregnated the ass of DJ-Ready.Then he impregnated everything in sight, Animals & Children, including him self and his mom. Saiyan_Overlord landed in Michigan and proceeded to destroy the reprodusing hobo which had to destory the forums many times over.Then he licked the devastatingly powerful DBZ masters pex and stopped licking his hudge penis, witch exploded afterwards. End this story



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dont ask lmfao

So, i dont get warned, you can fill in the blanks.

DL337 ALEX: if i was a monkey
DL337 ALEX: and i had the mind of a human
DL337 ALEX: i'd go j*** off and **** in a little girls face
DL337 ALEX: at the zoo
DL337 ALEX: lmfao
rebornMCW: lmfao
DL337 ALEX: gets
DL337 ALEX: up all
DL337 ALEX: in her eye
DL337 ALEX: and ****
DL337 ALEX: lmfao
DL337 ALEX: its funny when monkeys twank it at the zoo
DL337 ALEX: lmfao
rebornMCW: i'd go j*** off and j*** between her mom's big ol' ti*****!
 
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I think I'mma go to bed

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Heh, just type something @ IRC, and then few minutes later, CTRL + V here, you'll see a big list of recent IRC chat in the channel you talked in.. IRC auto copy's .. This is not always the case, but IRC has its weird ways of copy the whole damn channel :p
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One tuesday morning sitting on the very sexy Kaination, pulled a Big sweaty man who smelled like a rotten egg & made love to Conan and Jay Leno's Chin. Then the next kidnapping attempt was to be Fatal_CobraX until George Bush Came out and.. agreed with Sonic Boyster. Then Randyhobo asked what that thing she was shaking was because it made him wank at high speeds. Bapplebo came with a bacon sandwich that Randyhobo stole and gave to other hobos to share amoung cannibals. But Majin_You asumed light moved slowly, Brightly & violently consuming all in the earth's atmosphere but was wrong. Zeonix, God Emperor of voilent beastiality survived & ate. Kagato sucks donkey head and teeth while Zeonix fights monkeys with breasts & laser guns, pew pew, and loses very badly. A random girl, named Yoshimi, battles fecal matter from her own ass and eats monkeys. Cucumba was tasty like a cucumber that was consumed by Bill Nye. This science guy choked on the piece of pie Pain gave him. While everybody waits for Chuck Norris to kick someone with a roundhouse kick to the face, God pokes Michael Jackson in his Neverland. This felt real good & he became quite happy in his pants. Logan Sucks Donkey flavoured wood carvings that make him go insane & run around naked. Sometimes when im playing the banjo, people beat their chests in an ecstatic way, like they want sex with Kidboy. After They Get sexed by Kidboy they smoked purple-dro untill the superbowl starts. With great vigor & one dollar, they search for big huge nuts to wank off to. Cold Steel had sex with some random hot hooker that he randomly met in Afghanistan while he was randomly looking for rare STD's. DJ-Ready found him with the hooker & joined in the fun and Dj^Swift came in and impregnated the ass of DJ-Ready.Then he impregnated everything in sight, Animals & Children, including him self and his mom. Saiyan_Overlord landed in Michigan and proceeded to destroy the reprodusing hobo which had to destory the forums many times over.Then he licked the devastatingly powerful DBZ masters pex and stopped licking his hudge penis, witch exploded afterwards. End this story



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/me ctrl's + v

and...

http://mondo.happytreefriends.com/

Holy crap thats old :/
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dont ask lmfao

So, i dont get warned, you can fill in the blanks.

DL337 ALEX: if i was a monkey
DL337 ALEX: and i had the mind of a human
DL337 ALEX: i'd go j*** off and **** in a little girls face
DL337 ALEX: at the zoo
DL337 ALEX: lmfao
rebornMCW: lmfao
DL337 ALEX: gets
DL337 ALEX: up all
DL337 ALEX: in her eye
DL337 ALEX: and ****
DL337 ALEX: lmfao
DL337 ALEX: its funny when monkeys twank it at the zoo
DL337 ALEX: lmfao
rebornMCW: i'd go j*** off and j*** between her mom's big ol' ti*****!
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If you read carefully my discription of the game mode U'll see that you can kill other people(with the mallets). THe only difference from esf is that your not fighting* INTENSLEY at SUPER SPEEDS most new comers cant keep up with while having fun... but at a slower pace to introduce the real speed of the "main focus" of the game.

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of my rogue quests, im suppost to retreive "Sealed Azure bag" from a Timbermaw shawman. I tried both pickpocketing and killing him, neither one gives the bag i need. quest log says to obtain it by Sublety or force.

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