Countdown to Sarutobi's Surgery

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6 Days and counting. I know a few of you guys that were on the team and some close friends knew i have been sick with my weight and some heart problems. Well all the testing and dieting has finally come to this point.

My surgery date is NOVEMBER 20th. I will be going into NYU in New York City to have the Lap Band Bariatric surgery. I have been on a liquid diet for 2 weeks now and have already dropped 35 pounds. I am a big boy...which can be a reason why i was good at esf...fat people always good at video games :p minus DDR but i'm an exception :p. I started at 390 pounds going to the doctor back in october. I am now 355 and still losing. They predict me to lose over another 120 pounds in the course of a year, if not MORE. I'm sorta nervous and excited and i just wanted to let you guys know......


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lol, you are right, i am a "big boy" :laff: also and am number 1 romanian esf player:p
how much pounds is a kilogram btw?
 
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1 kg = 2.2 pounds

roughly

176.9 Kilograms

but i am down to


158-160 kg
 
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Well Saru. I hope this all works better than well for you :)
 
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Good luck you big penguin you!

I know it will work out for the best. Apparently the Lap Band Bariatric surgery procedure isn't a terribly dangerous one and you should walk out of there with all 4 limbs. jk of course, you'll be 110% when you're done.

I'll miss the big penguin dance :(
 
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Saru my sex muppet you know i'll always be waiting, in bed, for you :D

Tell me how the surgery goes. I'll always miss my big boy :( But alas, it's for the best.
 
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Go Saru, go Saru, go, go, go Saru.

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I dunno man. You're going to have to work out like crazy to maintain your super bouncer abilities.

ZR sends it's love and oozing herpes sores your way big guy.
 
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Good luck Saru, remember that you need to use some of that room that's left for water when you eat. It's a common mistake for people who get that surgery.
 
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Good luck Saru... Oh, guess what big guy? Im joining the wrestling team... just for you!

lol.... seriously, im joining.
 
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just remember to be eating healthy up until the surgery

other than that i hope it goes well saru, we will write songs of your bravery
 
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I don't know you well but my Good Luck goes out to you.
 
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I've been sober for 3 weeks now...do you know how hard that is for me OMG...my esf skills are gone because of it
 

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haha

Good luck with the surgury man, i'm sure you'll be fine. And in the end eating better will be worth it.
 
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Yea i know it will be better. i went upstairs for a second...my mother scares the crap outta me

"Hey Gregg hunny, that was the hospital. They said they can move your surgery date to this thursday...what do you think?"


::Studdering:: "Ummmmmmmmmm.... i think i'll wait a bit longer before being cut open and stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey thank you"

"oh okay hunny...you hungry?"

"No not really why?"


"No reason...your brother just made pizza"



::walks away and goes back to computer::
 
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HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOL!! Poor poor Saru!! Good luck man >_< !!!

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Sarutobi Sensei said:
Yea i know it will be better. i went upstairs for a second...my mother scares the crap outta me

"Hey Gregg hunny, that was the hospital. They said they can move your surgery date to this thursday...what do you think?"


::Studdering:: "Ummmmmmmmmm.... i think i'll wait a bit longer before being cut open and stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey thank you"

"oh okay hunny...you hungry?"

"No not really why?"


"No reason...your brother just made pizza"



::walks away and goes back to computer::
ohhhhhh duuuuuude the torture. Pizza's my favorite god damn food.

ANd yes, being sober for 3 weeks for you has to be tough :x

Now have my baybeez
 

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