Corrupt a wish

[Kaination]

RockyIsDead,AndEveryoneDoesOneWordCorruptions.

I wish i had a real lightsaber

 

[Ravendust]

You get a real one, but like a true Jedi you have to make it yourself. You end up using your pacemaker as a core and you get heart failure and die. You do, however, have a kickass lightsaber.

I wish Jesus would come back to life with akimbo handguns.

 

[|Overlord|]

he is brought back to life with brain damage and then jesus decides to make his life hell by sending the grim reaper to live in his basement (w00t two coruptions mixed together)

i wish for unlimited burgers from macers

 

[Raeku]

Granted but the GrimReaper (ME) who now lives in someones basement comes to get you after you die from all that damn fast food.

I wish someone would wish me out of this damn basement.

 

[Kaination]

granted, but after being so long in a basement, the gangsters and thugs beat the living hell out of you. cause u dont fit in.

i wish this damn wart on my middle finger was gone, along wiht the warts on my knee's.

 

[|Overlord|]

not granted , and then you get warts all over your body , even those places no one would like to think of. this one wart on your nose grows way to big then any1 that looks at you slaps you and say "GET THE F*** OUT OF MY FACE YOU DISGUSTING CREATURE"

i wish i was Major of Hornsby , Sydney , Australia

 

[Silent_Bob]

You become the Major of Hornsby. But then the MAYOR realises that you've just been going around calling yourself "Major RandyHobo" and freaking out senior citizens. He has you sent off to Tasmania as they don't mind weird randy people there apparently.

I wish I could go to bed now.

 

[Gunship]

you go to bed and sleep you whole life off
i wish that the universe will no longer exist

 

[Dirty]

granted, the universe suddenly disapears into a black void leaving everything white for sum reason. everyone is gone exept you. all u can do to pass the time is to jack off... alot. have fun.

hmmmm i wish that jenkins would get me my damn cofee

 

[Gunship]

jenkins gets you your coffee,,, after 40 years he finaly give you it and its very moldey its got a little forrist in there
i wish for a better genny that will actualy make the wishes come true and not corrupt them

 

[Dirty]

*computers trys to compute* wish.... not granted there is always a negitive to every positive. it's all realitive.

i wish 10 flying peices of molton lava would fall on my best friends.

 

[|Overlord|]

it happens but then you realise that you are now a loaner with no friends at all

i wish fortnox would die =p

 

[L]

he dies, but grab's you and take you with him, then satan bring's him to life, as a reward, becuase he wanted to torture you since you were 8..

I wish I I could type uber fast =O

 

[KidMan]

Wish granted, but in doing so you spell horribly and you have horrible typos and people hate you for the rest of your life.

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

 

[saiyanslayer]

your wish for your wish not to be granted is granted

I wish kittens didn't come with claws

 

[|Overlord|]

granted , but then they will bite you like mad if they can't scratch you =p

i wish hotmail would die

 

[Kaination]

granted, but its mis-heard and all the hot girls in the world die. never to be another hot girl again. (**** you)

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I wish Randy Hobo was a pet of mine or smoething.

 

[|Overlord|]

granted but then i will scratch your face off (kitten) , bark till i piss you off the bite your face off (dog) and or just nibble through al lthe food in your house (hampster) =p

i wish you were a tree that did nothing

 

[Silent_Bob]

You are...I can't think of a way to make that any worse though. You've got issues fortnox.

I wish that my friends hadn't barred snooker tonight because it's so cold.

 

[Gunship]

GWB dies but he grabs you bye your eyes then rips off your nuts, just before he stabs you he dies and lands on top off you making you fall off a 3 miles high moutain
i wish for the power to see threw anyone cloths that i want to