Corrupt a wish

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You do, then get sent back to 1st grade.

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I wish my friends had a webcam -_- I'm tired of webcamming with me only showing
 
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Your friends get their webcams and you get to see them, but then you see that they're really 73 year old grandmothers from switzerland looking for a 'good time'

I wish I was Magus
 
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Magus find out you're him, then he kills you.

I wish I could eat the sun without dying or having any consequences for myself.
 

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You do and your still not full then the whole world freezes over and stuff and we all die leaving you alone.

I wish school started at noon rather then morning
 
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School now starts at Noon, but ends at 10:30PM.

I wish someone could tell me why a thread about Jet Li doing something admirable and heroic in the face of true grave danger is requested to be closed because someone got pissed that I had a positive story about a personal hero persevering a horrible situation.

Alternately--I wish that someone would make a thread about the guys on the 80th floor of the World Trade Center who stopped and carried a paralyzed woman to safety, so that I can get illegitimately offended at the blatant supposed disregard of the tragedy.
 
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Someone tells you, but you're not satisfied with the answer >_>

I wish people would stop reffing fights before I get a chance to volunteer my services.
 
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you volunteer, but you do a really crappy job and you get banned from the ESF forums

i wish homer simpson was a real person(including his personality and crap)
 
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Homer Simpson becomes a real person, but then he just blends in with the rest of humanity and you never know.

I wish I was Spiderman
 
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you become spiderman but while ur swinging u run out of web and fall to the ground with a spalt

EDIT: NOOOOO damn that person above you rocky i wanted to be homer!!!! GRRRR ok new person!

Ned Flanders HA corrupt the uncorruptable punks!
 
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YOu get corrupted becasue I just dont like Ned flanders so 7 lightning bolts come down to kill you (Taken from Simpsons wrestling lol)

I wish i couldnt wish (beat that!)
 
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You get your wish, but by wishing not to be able to wish, you have in fact wished. This causes a tear in the fabric of space time. Thanks to your lack of vision, you have caused the downfall of the entire universe. Way to go, genius.

I wish I knew when to stop when it comes to physical activity. I'm sore right now :p

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You know when to stop, but you still disregard it and become sore... so wishing for the knowledge to know was useless. :(

I wish that the next persons wish was for a fluffy gorilla.
 
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You get your wish but the person does not get the gorilla because the wish is corrupt.

Hence, I wish for a turtle
 
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You get the turtle, but it ends up having AIDS and in some strang way, gives it to you o_O

I wish I was well endowed \o/
 
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I grant you that wish, not knowing what it is I assume it's giving you AIDS.

I wish for the person beneath me to get his/her wish granted.
 
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My wish is to get owned by you, which gets corrupted and I end up beating you senseless.

I suppose that means that my wish is to get owned by Avenger...
 
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Your wish is granted and I will most likely get my wish but it for some reason will be become horribly corrupted :(

I wish I had bag of chips.. I'm hungry


[edit]- Damn you rocky

You get owned by avenger but because the great green makes a typo you actually win the match [/edit]
 
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you get a bag of chips, as a matter a fact, you get hundreds. your cholesteral builds causing you to die of a heart attack.
i wish i was super man :O
 
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You become super man... for 10 minutes. You lose your powers fighting a villian and you die a horrible fiery death.

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I wish recess didnt lose its GOOD taste after like 6 of them.
 
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your wish comes true, although, with them not losing their good taste you cant stop eating. you eat and eat and eat until eventually you explode. thus ending in a horrible death =P
i wish i had access to the force pit :O
 

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