Corrupt a wish

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I noticed the Off-Topic section was getting kinda dull each time I visited..so..

here's how to play, you corrupt the person-above-you's wish and make your own wish.
(Ex.
Person 1 - I wish for a chinease buffet.

Person 2 - You get one, you eat and eat until you explode!!!!
Person 2 - I wish i had a puppy

Person 3 - You get a puppy but its retarted and doesnt do anything..
Person 3 - I wish I had a present)

Ok, Let's start...
I wish I had a New computer..

 

[Synth]

You get a new computer, but Windows ME is the only OS that works with it

I wish I could reach the 12th gate in Tai Chi

 

[[F.co]Kirby]

you reach 12 gate but get slaughtered by umm stuff?!

i wish i could dissapear

 

[Deverz]

You disappear but it only lasts for 5 mins and everyone laughs at you forever

I wish I had my licence

 

[Jesus]

you have your licence but there was a mistake and your arrested for defrauding the government

i wish i had a cookie

 

[KyoKusanagi]

you have your cookie but its infected with spyware and tracking bugs

i wish i had a better job.

 

[TwisteR]

You get another job, but you get paid minimum wage with no benefits...and its at the carnival.

I wish I had a private jet.

 

[Synth]

You get the private jet, but a Yakuza syndicate hijacks it

I wish Jesus would make that public appearance already...

 

[TwisteR]

He has, and he plays major league baseball for the Red Sox.

I with I could fly.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

Oh, you can fly alright. But you failed to grasp the physics involved with flying directly in front of a passenger jet engine.

I wish I could cook well (seriously, I need to eat better when the 'rents aren't around)

-Karrde-

 

[Jesus]

you can fly, but all you can think about while flying is that you dont know how to land and its dinner time...

edit: karrde can cook better, and he likes it, but everyone else hates it, and therefor him as well for it.

i wish i had a lapdancer in front of me whos gorgious, 100% female, insanely attractive, and would sleep with me for an extra £10 (and i have £20)

corrupt that one

 

[Zeonix]

She has several std's and after you sleep with her, your **** rots and falls off.

I wish to be God (not just for a day, but for eternity!).

 

[Valeska]

you had a lapdancer in front of you whos gorgious, 100% female, insanely attractive, and would sleep with you for an extra £10 (and you have £20)

but the gorgious female was a male. (man/shemale)

PWNED !!!

i wish i had 3 girls with me having secks

 

[Hitokiri]

He just said "100% female" Anyway, to Zeonix:

You are God forever. However, because you're a lion-headed platypus- monkey monster, you can't get laid.

I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

 

[LiteNET]

you get your weiner but notice its only when you pull down your pants

i wish this thread would close

 

[Rocky]

The thread gets closed but then some noob revives it

I wish I was really rich

 

[Majin_You]

The thread gets closed but then some noob revives it

I wish I was really rich

Your wealth attracts heated jealousy, and you are, eventually, murdered by your in-laws for your moolah.

I wish that the sky were green instead of blue.

 

[Hibiki]

The sky turns to green acid and kills you.


I wish i had more wishes..

 

[Avenger]

You get more wishes, but you can only wish for ugly women.

I wish immortality.

 

[imported_Majin_Zero]

you get it... but its in the form of a retarded animal baby.

I wish i had some cinnemon poptarts....