Corrupt a wish

[Ravendust]

granted, Ipods are now made of rock. nothing works

Nothing changes there then

Your wish is granted, your I.Q is bulked up to 300 and become perpetually bored with the lack of intellectually stimulation the rest of the world has to offer.

I wish the ESF team would allow movie content in.

 

[Prozac]

Your wish is granted, but the game becomes horribly unbalanced and no one wants to play anymore

I wish my FightClub BIO drawings would be done

 

[Ravendust]

Granted, people are intimidated by your appearance and nobody fights anymore out of fear.

I wish someone would reply to my HTML thread in the Tech forum.

 

[Phatslugga]

someone does reply, but you get the exact opposite type of attention to your thread... the dreaded noob.

I wish I was payed 75 dollars an hour for just existing.

 

[Eon]

You can, but then you become an ******* like Smo.

I wish I had more money to buy games.

Smo pwns.

anyways, you do, but youc ause inflation, and bring the world into debt, so they send assassin rapists to rape you and kill you. oh man.

I wish I was the last person to post in this thread.

 

[Ravendust]

Granted, for a few minutes, then I post this.

I wish I lived in a giant shoe made of Cadbury's Creme Eggs.

 

[Phatslugga]

You live in a giant shoe made of Cadbury Creme eggs (which are extremely delicious by the way). However, every day a giant foot steps into the shoe crushing you on a daily basis for eternity.

I wish I had wings.

 

[Dirty]

u get ur wings but u fly to close to the sun and it burns them off sending u into the ocean where u drown in 3 mins

i wish i was 18 (me young)

 

[Prozac]

You become 18 and enter a world filled with premature orgasms.. and you end up killing yourself because you can't handle the shame

I wish I got attacked by killer rapists

 

[Rocky]

You get attacked by killer rapists, but they're old grandmothers, and they eat you after they're done.

I wish I knew what Prozac wanted at 4am last night x_x

 

[Prozac]

You find out but it has something to do with red hot glowing needles and you faint, fall and your head hits the desk causing massive brain damage
You'll never move again

I wish Rocky would reply to my PM

 

[Rocky]

Granted, I reply with a pwnage message that makes you commit suicide

I wish Prozac was less bizarre.

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

Granted and Prozac becomes less bizarre, but more homicidal and goes on a killing spree taking you out first.

I wish I was the president for 4 years and in my term, i acquired Japan, China, Germany, South America, India, and all the major countries in the world!

 

[Prozac]

You wish is granted
you unify the world, no more war, few years later no more hunger... Then you wake up

I wish off-topic got a postcount

 

[Iyce Da Kidd]

granted, and now you have a postcount of 42348578568357340238590235802358230583 and you try to count the numbers but died under confusion

i wish lil brudder had the rest of his legs

 

[Kaination]

when lil brudder finally got the rest of his legs, he got in a car accedent losing his legs again.

I wish i knew what to wish for o.o;;

 

[imported_KelesK]

You know what you want to wish for but Hwo steals your wish leaving you wishless again.

I wish that Cuc would ref my round vs. Ravendust

 

[Rocky]

Granted, but you get hit by a falling train just as you're about to read the result. Meaning that Ravendust wins by default

I wish Avenger wasn't a stubborn poo-head and would just post his fight instead of threatening to not post if I don't go first.

 

[guest]

granted, but he kicks your ass in the first turn.

I wish I was the best spriter to ever exist :O

 

[Ravendust]

Granted, your sprites become in hefty demand, you're propelled into a rock-star life of hookers and cocaine, before exploding from stress.

I wish I was a Mod