Corrupt a wish

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You HAD a beer, until someone stole it... and drank it RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!

I wish I could create matter.
 
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You create matter, but you can only make marbles. Crappy marbles.

I wish the world blamed me for the tsunami
 
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Oh they DO blame you for the Tsunami, and as such, you get your posterior PWNED. With nukes.

I wish I could read minds (oo the blackmail potential...)
 
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Oh come on! Did you have to add nukes :(?

Anyway, you are able to read minds, but some minds that you read are so intense and sick, you callapse into insanity, evenutally having ur cerebrium explode.

I wish John Kerry won the election
 

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granted, but... well, its hard to corrupt a wish of Gorge bush loosing the elections... granted, but Kerry turns out to be a clone of GWB and starts sending even more troops into irak and palastine

I wish that my dog was smarter
 
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your wish comes true,and because that your parants now love the dog more then you do,and declare him as there bio' son..and send you away to antartica.

i wish that the guy that is going to currupt my wish will die,and therfor wont be able to currupt my wish
 
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I die, the wish corrupts and i live, now you will pay for wishing my death :devgrin:

I wish I had a big stack of pancakes
 

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granted, but they fall over and get covored with crap from the floor :O

i wish i liked all food exept meat
 
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your wish comes true,and now your A HIPPI GODDAMNIT

i wish Avenger| will get laid
 
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Avenger gets laid, by a 500 pound sumo wrestler.

I wish I knew the meaning of life
 
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You know the meaning of life but now ur hunted down and tortured for ur knowledge

I wish cars could fly
 

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granted, but they build a flying round through your house and it must be bulldozed

i wish i could 3d Model really good
 
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You can, but then you become an ******* like Smo.

I wish I had more money to buy games.
 
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Granted, but money corrupts, you soon become a fat, sleazy gamer-pimp with gold teeth.

I wish people in the suggestions forum would come up with more original suggestions...
 
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They think about it....then they don't reply and I substitute for them.

I wish I were a cat....10,000 stories tall surrounded by buildings made from human flesh and whip cream.
 
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You die of lack of oxygen. Sorry pal.

I wish my 256 mb player would MAGICAL go *poof* and turn into a iPod.
 
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Your wish is granted and then you find out how much the iPod sucks.

I wish Valeska would reply to my fight in Fight Club.
 
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He reply's, and tools your ass all the way back to babylon.

I wish iPod would rock :D
 

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granted, Ipods are now made of rock. nothing works

i wish that i was smarter than any one else
 
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Yuo become smart, but you are also a smartass, which gets ur ass kicked

I wish I could make my own (GOOD) video game
 

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