Corrupt a wish

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You get youre wish granted as Silent_bob walks through the giant gate of the packed pokearena. You both stare each other down as anticipation curdles in the awaiting crowd. Rocky then reaches for his belt which has 3 pokeballs attached (as torunament rules apply) and reaches for the one furthest to the left, he then rips it from the belt in a dashing display of uneccasary acrobatics and pelts it in front of him as he summons his almighty Charizard. Then with silent confidence silent_bob grabs the pokeball that sit in between the others on his belt, and throws it as hard as he can with equaly as dashing and uneccasary arobatic skill. With a blinding flash of light an astonishing Blaziken forms on the field. Ready to fight, prepared for battle rocky issues his first command, not realising that he has died of a congential heart defect, too bad :p

edit: damn it chakra, go die in a fire :p

You become a mod that rules all mods? and you like it? and thats it? oh no whlst you are basknig in youre own glory you die in a fire, too bad

I wish that i forgot all about pokemon
 
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You forget about the dream that was pokemon, because Haunter cast hypnosis on you then proceeded to use dreameater which ended up causing wheres_warren to faint...choose another forum_user?

I wish I had a long, perfectly straight stick, that would by no means be stuck anywhere in me.
 
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you have a long perfectly straight stick, but shall never be stuck in you...and that makes you sad...


i wish i had a watermelon
 
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your wish comes true
but the water melon is in the shape of Avenger's head

i wish magus's water melon would fall a from a plane
 
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his melon falls from the plane, but who cares? he still has teh mango!

i wish i could sort my life out.
 
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You sort your life out, then I break it again.

I want them to ressurect 2D consoles!
 
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They do, but a kid who is blowing his cartridge trying to make it work chokes to death and you are sued for bringing the idea up

I wish I had no more homework
 
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You have no more homework, nor any drive to do any work on your own, you become stupid and unemployed, i laugh.

I wish that people werent so bias towards nintendo.
 
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They stop...[/corruption] :D

I wish there was a perk to being the lovechild of two men from opposite ends of the world.
 
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there is, we are great men, and now you will be punnished...


i wish raventrunks would admit his love for me
 
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lol only he can answer this one lets leave it for him...
 
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He does, then you get beaten to a bloody pulp with a half side of beef by LadyRavenTrunks

I wish I could gain control of all this evil spyware thats infested my computer
 
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you gain control the the spyware, but they're too retarded to follow simple commands and continue to invite more friends into your computer

I wish I owned a tv company
 
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You do, but a few wardrobe malfunctions force you out of business with the FCC tearing up your license.

I wish I didn't have a complete computer meltdown.
 
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You dont have a complete computer meltdown, just 99.9%.

I wish the wheels on the bus didnt go round >_<
 
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they dont go round...then ur bus falls off the road from stopping and u die.

i wish mary didnt have a little lamb
 

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She doesn't, but she has you and your family to sexually molest.

I wish this thread got closed. D:
 
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You close the thread, and all the people who have been using it for entertainment gang rape you in an ally, leaving you for dead after they have their way with you.

I wish I had something better to do besides post in this thread
 

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You find something better to do, but it involves a spoon, your mouth, and a bowl of rabbit turds.


I wish this thread would crash into a flaming ball onto the IGN boards...
 
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The thread crashes burns and destroys IGN, where you happen to be playing hopscotch. You melt.

I wish I had a beer.
 

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