Corrupt a wish

[Avenger]

He just did. But he ignored you

I wish Marauder would fix his spelling > : D

 

[Rocky]

Marauder fixes his spelling but fails in his grammar

I wish I had a flag

 

[wheres_]

you get flag, unfortunatly it says "3 eyed mutant freaks are people too" and you get beaten to death with a series of severly harsh surfaced pineapples

i wish you wont corrupt my wish

 

[guest]

granted, but since you didnt wish for anything nothing happens..

I wish that the opposite of the next wish would happen

 

[wheres_]

granted, your face hurts of a pain only pineapples can deliver.

i wish that fortnox doesnt get a series of severly harsh surfaced pineapples hurled at his face.

 

[Phatslugga]

fortnox doesn't get pineapples hurled at his face, but as said before he wished for the opposite to happen. So actually he does get pineapples, which happen to be harshly surfaced, hurled at his face, thus corrupting your wish.

I wish that my dog could fly, and in no way be harmed.

 

[wheres_]

lol funny ****.

ummm let me see, youre dog flys away never to return, but then one mid summers morn you recieve a post card from sri lanka reading this: "hi, as well as wings ive developed intelligence and decieded i didnt like the name origionaly given to me, im leaving you.

-jeff (youre dog)"

i wish that the above 3 wishes be corrupt in no more than 20 charactrers of the english language.

 

[Fatality]

no

i wish warren wasn't such a bish :tired:

 

[Valeska]

wish granted warren is not anymore more a ***** but know as a biAtch

i wish furr changed his signature

 

[Chakra-X]

Furr changes his signature, but it is done in ms Paint

I wish i had the complete Playstation 3

 

[Marauder]

u get it but there are no games to play

i wish Avenger would dissapear

 

[Rocky]

Avenger disappears and...doesn't come back?

I wish I had an oporto bondi burger in my hands right now

 

[Mr. Phonso]

u get ur damm burget but it happends to be poisioned

i hope i get a good nights rest for school tmr, and i must get to school on time!

 

[Suh Dude]

You go to school, you cross the street, and all of a sudden, a CAR HITS YOU!!! *BOOM* *OWNED* You ended up in a hospital!

I wish I married Magus *cough* I mean uh a tortilla lady..

 

[Rocky]

You marry Magus, but then Gir comes out and whips you with his...thing

I wish the person below me has a good life

 

[Jesus]

i do have a good life, but unfortunately now no one except me and the person of my choosing has a sucky one.

i wish so much hatred upon the world >_<

 

[Chakra-X]

The world is filled with hatred, haitng them so much, everyone rapes each other, eventually leading to love

I wish I had a lot of esf renown (running out of ideas :/)

 

[Silent_Bob]

You have so much renown that noone ever wants to play you again for fear of a severe ass-kicking, leaving you alone on your server forever, to wallow in your own supremacy.

I wish that I had an army of minions with which I could over-run Parliment House and instate a horse in the senate(shades of Gaius Caesar anyone?).

 

[Rocky]

You take over parliament house with your minions and even place the horse in the senate, however the horse is smarter than most (by most I mean all) of the politicians and ends up taking over and killing all the humans, horses become the dominant species in Australia, but they quickly spread, kicking their way through the rest of the world. Soon the remaining humans are ridden by horses in a bizarre form of racing amusement.

I wish Silent Bob would challenge me to a poke-battle :devgrin:

 

[Chakra-X]

You get you battle, but its not a poke-battle, its a poke' battle! And you both fight with aroused pickachus :/

I Wish I has a moderator, no, a super moderator, NO, a Hyper moderator

(do they have those?)