Corrupt a Wish - The Inevitable Return

[Avenger]

You do. But everyone you love don't. You end up surviving them all after a massive avian flu epidemic.

I wish I knew how much wood a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood, and why Shelly sells sea shells by the sea shore.

 

[Dokutayuu]

Granted! Wood chucks cannot chuck wood. Shelly's store was initially placed so she could restock quickly. However, her customers soon figured that out too.

I wish pickles didn't hide in burgers!

 

[Cap J]

Granted, they no longer hide in burgers, they now hide in bushes along the side of the pavement, waiting for you to draw closer and then leaping from the shadows and kicking you in the tongue before diving down your throat.

I wish Zeo was my pet llama.

 

[Zeonix]

Denied.

I wish the Avengers movie was the best thing since the goddamn Batman.

 

[Cap J]

Granted, there's something strangely compelling about watching avenger sit down and play video games.

I wish I could live without breathing.

 

[Avenger]

You can, but you're now an anaerobic organism incapable of thought or - more importantly - orgasm.

I wish Zeo was Cap J's pet llama.

 

[Tenzo]

Granted. But Cap J is also allergic to llamas.

I wish i had a tree that grows money/money-growing tree.

 

[Grega]

Granted, but the currency it grows was last in use over 50 years ago making it worthless.

I wish i had a tree that grew 100 euro bills and wouldnt wither.

 

[IFlip92]

Granted. But the tree has a tendency to grow really really quick and soon it grows so huge that it pierces the sky and you can't reach the money at all...

I wish batteries would last a life-time on all electronic devices.

 

[sub]

Granted. The human lifespan is now reduced to 4 hours.

I wish I was better at Starcraft 2

 

[Henry]

Granted, but you still suck at it.
I wish i had a bottle that never runs out of Coke.

 

[omnomnom]

Granted. You know have a never ending supply of cocaine.
I wish I had fairly good sized wings.

 

[Grega]

Granted. You know have a never ending supply of cocaine.
I wish I had fairly good sized wings.

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No need to say more XD

I wish work wasnt so boring.

 

[Didgy]

Granted, work is no longer as boring as it was before. But the fun factor has only been increased so much that a normal human could barely tell the difference.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Tenzo]

Granted. Work is so much fun now that you work non-stop overexerting yourself.

Oh crap... ok then.

Granted. You accidentally fly a bit too far from the thermosphere(last atmospheric layer) and now you're drifting in outer space.

I wish i could control KI.

 

[Raeku]

EDIT: Tenzo beat me to it..

Granted! You can control Ki but not very well. You end up blowing your own legs off on your first attempt.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[donnierisk]

Granted but you get turned into a vegetable, living in a wheelchair for the rest of your life not able to interact with anything.

I wish I could jump as high as a scyscraper

 

[Cap J]

Granted, but your toughness doesn't scale, the landing from your first jump kills you and the person you landed on.

I wish shops weren't all trying to fill your pockets with needlessly huge receipts.

 

[donnierisk]

Your house gets raided by the police and you can't present a receipt for a single item in your house, including your house so they arrest you for lack of evidence that you bought anything...that also includes your clothing. so you got to prison naked.

I wish I was a werewolf.

 

[Avenger]

You are, but you're one of those gay twilight werewolves. You spend the rest of your days being ridiculed by everyone, inevitably being arrested for trying to have sex with underage girls.

I wish mojitos grew on trees.