Corrupt a Wish - The Inevitable Return

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Granted! However, you proceed to lose horribly to him at DDR.

I wish lemons didn't taste nasty!
 
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Granted, lemons now taste mean! :eek:

I wish I had an extra arm.
 
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Granted, however it is a mechanical arm that was hacked by lulzsec. It now gives you wedgies and pants you at inopportune moments, reminding you of the importance of strong passwords.

I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
 
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You don't! But then your family can't afford to pay off the mortgage and electricity bill, leaving you all destitute and homeless by the end of the month.

I wish licorice tasted like panda flesh.
 
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Granted, incidentally though, you also kill a baby panda each time you chew on a piece of licorice, making you feel all horrible about yourself and quickly killing the entire panda species. You horrible person, you!

I wish I had a baby panda!
 
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Granted, but as soon as you get it avenger eats some licorice and it dies. :(

I wish I was a pretty princess.
 
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You do, but Avenger, the incredulous hero of our story, eats it while munching on licorice.

I wish my wish was corrupted!

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You are, just like that vid that was posted to youtube, and your girlfriend is not cool with finding your transformation vibrator.

Same wish as before.
 
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your wish is corrupted, but it just feels "right" somehow.

i wish i were both omniscient and omnipotent.
 
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Granted, but being everywhere at all times means you are constantly bombarded by millions of people having a poo, not only that but you are both in the room and in the toilet bowl at the same time. Enjoy your eternity.....of poo.

I wish viper would love me for my mind, not for my body.
 
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He does, but he can't stop mind****ing you. Disheartened, you go back to masturbation.

I wish all of Dragon Age 2 could have been as good as Dragon Age 2: Legacy.
 
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Granted, but being everywhere at all times means you are constantly bombarded by millions of people having a poo, not only that but you are both in the room and in the toilet bowl at the same time. Enjoy your eternity.....of poo.

I wish viper would love me for my mind, not for my body.
omniscient = all knowing
omnipotent = all powerful
omnipresent = everywhere at once.

i chose the first two for a reason :p
 
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I know I had a brain fart, I realise after I posted, let's just pretend I said you knew when everyone was havinga crap and exactly what it was like and couldn't prevent yourself from knowing. :p
 
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I wish I could falcon punch my brother in the face. :cool:
 
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Ah but also all knowing, so if you prevent yourself knowing something then you're not all knowing, you have used your god-like powers to trap yourself in a paradox. :p

Cuc: Granted, but the rest of the dragon age games will all be as bad as number 2 used to be.

I wish I knew what I was doing.

EDIT: Curses.

SP: Granted, but it sets his head on fire and you're put in jail for murder.

I still wish I knew what I was doing.
 
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You do, and you are horrified, wishing that it could be stopped. Sadly, your wish is corrupted, and you lock yourself in a paradox.

I wish I had more red ink for my inspection stamp.
 
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You get a bucket of ink for it, but someone spills it over your favorite suit.

I wish i didnt have to get up early tomorrow.
 
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You never have to wake up again, Grega Darko.

I wish I had footage of the most expensive car accident in the world.
 
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I wish I had footage of the most expensive car accident in the world.
You do, but it turns out it's a filthy porn-flick at 150 miles per hour, involving tongs, male genitals, matches, and a gallon of tequila.

I wish I was the incredulous hero of a story!
 
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Your wish is granted. Being a pilot of a cool modified F-14 in a cartoon that fights a variety of stuff best solved without a supersonic fleet defending interceptor, you find out that you will need to be a fur*** if you want any "tail" going forward in life.

I wish Tekken vs. Streetfighter wouldn't suck.
 

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