SailorAlea said:
"Contary to (seemingly) popular opinion, Chuck Norris does not kick ass. Chuck Norris is a theatrically worthless, washed-up B actor who was forced out of acting, resorting to ten "Total Gym Workout" commercials a day to feed his coke habit. I guess he should've followed the cheesy, pseudo-inspirational "lessons" the characters he played taught.
It would make more sense if the whole "outside Inside Joke" was based on someone who actually "kicked some ass" (again, arguably) in his day, like Steven Seagal, Van Damme, even Vin Diesel. Chuck Norris kicks no ass."
actually Chuck norris does kick ass...its just that hes such a terrible actor..no one can tell...
"Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.
From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.
In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year."
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/biog.html
as you can see..he won the world professional middleweight karate championship and was declared undefeated...thats nothing easy to do..sure..its not the biggest accomplishment ever..but to say he doesnt kick ass..when he held the title and ended up retiring undefeated..is a huge understatement...im not saying hes the greatest guy ever..im just saying hes not as much of a wimp as everyone makes him out to see..
btw
"Chuck Norris doesnt wear superman pijama's when he goes to bed,but instead Superman wears Chuck Norris pijama's"
xD