Don't say that! You better watch yourself now, Chuck Norris couuld very well be on his way to deliver a roundhouse kick straight to your face.Optimus Prime said:The Chuck Norris fad / thing / whatever needs to die, now.
Optimus Prime said:The Chuck Norris fad / thing / whatever needs to die, now.
I love how both steven seagal and Chuck Norris can both go anwhere with a hundred people start a fight by looking at them, and win with out lifting a finger.Zeonix said:Cause he stole Steven Seagal's soul, causing Seagal to gain a thousand lbs. Chuck Norris doesn't have any gray hairs, and hes as hairy as ever. Which brings me to my next point. Can Chuck Norris defeat a Sasquatch in hand to hand combat?
I hate Texas Ranger and any movie where Norris sneaks into a jungle, kills everyone, and walks away while the backdrop is full of explosions. I also hate bandanas cause of him. And chest hair. Cause he has so much.