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...movie is in pre-production..meaning it's just a thought at the moment I guess.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0488982/

but it doesn't stop there.

Produced.

Directed.

and Written

by PAUL MOTHER****ING BUTCHER EVERY MOVIE I GET MY HANDS ON ANDERSON

I hate you Paul Anderson

I hate you so hard.
 
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Why would Konami not let Uwe Boll touch Metal Gear... but let Paul Anderson touch Castlevania?

MADNESS!!!
 
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There's always the possibility that the sheer awesomeness of Castlevania will overwhelm any attempt at bad directing.
 
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I had to look up who Paul Anderson is (cause I wasn't familiar with the movies he raped). So he's the moron behind Resident Evil.

Magus, I hereby issue you a license to kill. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to track down and destroy these two targets:

* Paul Anderson.
* Uwe Boll

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I had to look up who Paul Anderson is (cause I wasn't familiar with the movies he raped). So he's the moron behind Resident Evil.

Magus, I hereby issue you a license to kill. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to track down and destroy these two targets:

* Paul Anderson.
* Uwe Boll

This post will now self-destruct... Or not.
I've been plotting to kill Paul Anderson since Resident Evil.

And don't even get me started on Apocalypse.

Seriously, what motivates someone to take a massive runny **** on a franchise so they can completely back-end it from its roots? >_<

AvP I was really looking forward to, seriously. After seeing the backstory for it (was a bit pissed at the PG-13 though) I thought "Holy ****, that's awesome, not even Paul Anderson can **** this up!!"

1 hour into the movie, I cried.
 
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This rumor has been going around for a while and isnt really confirmed in anyway so meh.

But you know Castlevania is supposed to be campy though.



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I've been plotting to kill Paul Anderson since Resident Evil.

And don't even get me started on Apocalypse.

Seriously, what motivates someone to take a massive runny **** on a franchise so they can completely back-end it from its roots? >_<

AvP I was really looking forward to, seriously. After seeing the backstory for it (was a bit pissed at the PG-13 though) I thought "Holy ****, that's awesome, not even Paul Anderson can **** this up!!"

1 hour into the movie, I cried.
Well that explains why I hated that movie then and RE... I mean if it?s AvP you need space marines, not some oh I'm a tough girl with a spear made from an alien tail that has befriended a predator movie. The only thing AvP lacked was the girl and the predator falling in love and going off into space together.
 
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Knowing our luck we will see on the movie screen:

"What a horrible night to have a curse"
*Pause for 5 seconds*

continue down the road and then omg

"The morning sun has vanquished the horrible night"
*Pause for 5 seconds more*

5 minutes later rinse and repeat process throughout the movie.

Only true castlevania fans will get this joke ^_^
 
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This rumor has been going around for a while and isnt really confirmed in anyway so meh.

But you know Castlevania is supposed to be campy though.



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What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets But enough talk; have at you!
 
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and who could forget the


Do you know the name Richter Belmont? ...


Of the Belmont Clan? Of course, but...





Really if theres any movie that is pretty much immune to cheesy badness it would be a Castlevania movie. Even if he did direct it it still would be pretty good.
 

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