Cabinet

[Killface]

Just put me up as president. Killface, you can be my puppet, I'll lead through you. You'll still get all the glory and reap the rewards from my hardwork, because, unlike you, I only care about the citizens of my country. And lets be honest here.. You'd be horrible at it.

I'd be horrible at caring about the citizens of my country? Why? because I'm a conservative *******? Nah.. Nobody pulls these strings man. I'll nominate you for Secretary of interior though. Any secondary nominations to back this one up?

And Deathshot. You run for whatever you want. If there's a conflict, then we'll have a vote.

 

[Chakra-X]

For the record, I thought this thread was going to he about kitchen renovation.

My night is ruined.

 

[Killface]

I want Chakra in my cabinet.

 

[Deathshot]

I am running for Secretary of Defense. I am here on behalf of the Apathy Coalition. I might win. I might not. Eh.. Whatever.

 

[Killface]

You'll probably win, Deathshot. Keep in mind, you will be somewhat commanding me.

USAF <3

 

[Deathshot]

Thats fine. If someone goes crazy, we can just phpnuke them.

 

[Prozac]

Could I please get a proper job description, before I step down from my current position?
I kinda like holding your strings.

 

[Eon]

I forgot about CIA and Military chiefs of staff...

Want CIA or FBI?

yes I will also be your DEA

 

[Prozac]

yes I will also be your DEA

I approve of this position for Eon. He'll do an excellent job.

 

[Eon]

yea I totally changed my mind.

I will be the head of the DEA for sure.

 

[sub]

I will head any intelligence bureau you need.

For some reason, I find this hilarious.

 

[Damaera]

what is this i dont even

 

[Deman]

Nominating Spanky as Head of FBI or whatever it's called.

 

[Prozac]

I nominate Deman as our national animal.
He's just a sexy manbeast.

 

[Killface]

Could I please get a proper job description, before I step down from my current position?
I kinda like holding your strings.

Yeah, but the thing is... you're not holding these strings. Nobody is.

OH, and Deman's face is already being placed on the flag. Instead of 50 stars, we have 50 Deman Faces. Why? National Animal, like you said.

 

[Snow]

In the chat box last night, all I seen was EC joking around about how mexican food made him get horrible **** streaks in his underwear.

It's not racist, just funny.

CIA

 

[Optimus Prime]

Can I be in the kitchen cabinet?

 

[Sicron]

I'll be the cook if you need one.

 

[Dokutayuu]

I'll do the dishes then, I doubt we'll have funding for a dishwasher.

 

[KarrdeKNR]

You know, as I have admin powers, I would make a superior defense secretary.