Boy Falls Into Gorilla Pit!!!

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for some weird reason i had some sexual fantasies when i read that thread title...
too bad nothing cool happened in the pit like a deathmatch between animal and human. humans woud loose anyway...
 

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for some weird reason i had some sexual fantasies when i read that thread title...
too bad nothing cool happened in the pit like a deathmatch between animal and human. humans woud loose anyway...
I'm glad nothing happened, a gorilla would have no problem with 5 adult men at the same time, so you do the maths...
 
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Im...not exactly sure...its weird....

You guys know the Movie... Team America right?? Well what happened to that dudes brother?? Didn't he fall into a pit of monkeys >_>, yer its a typical entry.

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You guys know the Movie... Team America right?? Well what happened to that dudes brother?? Didn't he fall into a pit of monkeys >_>, yer its a typical entry.-GuZzie
I was thinking of that quote... but yeah, I think those gorillas were more protective than aggressive.
 
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That's what you get for climbing over the railing: a broken arm and a cracked skull. I was never that stupid as a kid...
 
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Meh, that's not stupidity, that's child's curiosity. Completely natural, really. God... a broken skull... ouch!
 
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No, that's stupidity. Curiousity is thinking about what would happen if you climbed over the gate. Stupidity is actually doing it and falling into a Gorillas den.

That's natural selection at work. It's unfortunate that humans had to defy nature.
 
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to bad the Gorila did not analy rape that kid
 
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If i was anally raped by an 800 lb gorilla.... im fairly sure i would kill myself.
 
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If i was anally raped by an 800 lb gorilla.... im fairly sure i would kill myself.
I'm pretty sure if a gorilla anally raped you, your ass would be torn apart...

That of course means you'd die.

So suicide's not an option. Just a lot amount of pain followed by death from loss of blood.
 
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Actually Gorillas have pretty small penises. Yay discovery channel!
 
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Small penises, huge forearms. It all makes sense now.

I bet if they just left the kid there, the gorillas would have tried to make the kid suckle on the mama-bear gorillas teat, in order to nurse it back to health.

Kinda like how that wolf saved Romulus and Remus, allowing Rome to be built in the future.
 
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Actually Gorillas have pretty small penises. Yay discovery channel!
Well thats proof right there that my ancestors arent apes....




lol, im sorry... i had 2 say that.

moving on......
 
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Zeonix said:
Kinda like how that wolf saved Romulus and Remus, allowing Rome to be built in the future.
Until I read the part about Rome, I was wondering why there was a wolf in a story about Star Trek.
 
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what would have hapened if the gorila piked up the kid and it took the kid to it's cage and then wouldn't let the humans come close cuz he was a afraid they would hurt him, just a scenario, how would that be solvable?
 
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Tranq darts. Lots of them.

Caged animals usually have broken spirits, anyway. I highly doubt the gorillas would start attacking everyone, unless they were just brought in.
 

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