Best Simpsons Moments

[Madd Dog]

As a typical die ahrd fan of the simpsons i made this thread devoted to the best ever simpsons moments or quotes, ill start it off

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when releaseing the weather balloon bart attaches a picture os skinner to it and it looks like skinners but is the balloon part and hes holding the sign "Hi im big but skinner!"

ok thats just bad rambeling so ill try get a pic.

 

[Evil_Trunks]

I love the simpsons as well. As a matter of fact I had a trivia contest a while back here on the forums...but apparently the questions were too hard. :S

So I will try and contribute the best simpsons quotes that I can.

Agent: Let me get this straight. You took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it AGAINST the Harlem Globetrotters?
Krusty: I thought the Generals were due! He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball! That game was fixed. He was using a freakin ladder for gods sake.

Homer: Ahh, not a bear in sight. The bear patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning dad.
Homer: Thank you honey.
Lisa: By you're logic, i can claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Hmm..how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn't work.
Homer: Uh huh.
Lisa: Its just a stupid rock!
Homer: Uh huh.
Lisa: But you don't see any tigers around here, do you?
Homer: (looks around, thinks) Lisa, I wanna buy your rock.


There is a couple to start you off. I'll be sure to add more later. :smile:

 

[Vegeta_Master]

People: doyou want to come on our free weekend?

Homer:When is this free weekend?

People: Over the weekend.

Homer: And how much will this free weekend cost me?

Etc. I think it's like that.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Hmmm, in the episode where Homer takes care of burn's mansion and he's on the yacht in international waters.

Homer: Help! Pirates!
Coast Guard: Navy SEALs are on the way.
Homer: Oh, bless you.
Coast Guard: How about a tactical nuclear strike?
Homer: Oh, that would be just ... [pauses] oh, you're just yanking my chain, aren't you?
Coast Guard: Perhaps this foghorn will answer your question. [foghorn "wah-waaaah"]

 

[DaWg]

Homer is at Scientist's office and they discover a crayon in his brain.

Scientist: Homer, we've discovered a crayon in your brain.
Homer: There's a crayon in my brain?
*Homer points to his heart, and the assistant moves it to point to his head.*
Assistant: We could try to remove the crayon. It could increase your brain power, or it could possibly kill you...
Homer: Increase my killing power eh? I'll do it!

Homer founds New Springfield due to an area code change.

News Reporter:The residents of New Springfield have been reduced to using slap-jawed comments like "oh yeah" and "come 'ere a minute".
Homer: Hey Bart, Come 'ere a minute!
Bart: Oh yeah, you come 'ere a minute!
Homer: Oh yeah...

 

[goku_2022]

heres an idea some one should make simpsons models

 

[Cookster]

Done already. They also did a Simpsons map. But itwas for Counter-stirke.

 

[Navanax]

DaWg, you have to take that "take the test" link out of your sig, it's against forum rules.

Back on topic: I'm a Simpsons fan too, but I can't think of any good moments atm...

 

[Optional]

homer: Bart! Whats the number for 911?!

 

[Loki]

The all classic word "Doh!"

 

[Optimus Prime]

Marge: No! No, no, when I took your father's name, I took everything that came with it -- including DNA.

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Marge: Now be good for Grampa while we're at the parent-teacher meeting. We'll bring back dinner.
Lisa: What are we gonna have?
Homer: Well, that depends on what your teachers say. If you've been good, pizza. If you've been bad... uh... let's see... poison.
Lisa: What if one of us has been good and one of us has been bad?
Bart: Poison pizza.
Homer: Oh, no! I'm not making two stops!

 

[Big Kyle]

Flashback to Barts Kindergarden years


Homer: Hey bart wanna play catch?
Bart: no....
Homer: *Turns around* when a son dosnt wanna play catch with there father, somthing is seriously wrong...
Grandpa simpson: I'll play catch with you son!
Homer: *Points at him* Get the hell Out!
Grandpa simpson: ok....

 

[Madd Dog]

"Might i add no fat chicks" -homer simpson with sherry bobbins

 

[Vegeta420]

as homer and lisa are breakign into a musem
Homer: Lisa hunny, can you open the window the police have daddys finger prints on record.

 

[Ecchi Pr0n]

russian model chick: After chernobyl, my penis...is falling off.
moe: And what does that mean in english?

KD

thats one of the most funniest lines from the recent simpsons

 

[Optimus Prime]

Marge: Homer, I have someone who's here to help you.
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No! It's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist.

 

[V']

Did you guys know that the origanal idea for the flaming moe episode was actually going to be differnet?Not many people know this, but I like to help as much as I can.Anyways the orignal idea was to have the name as homers and moes name on the drink. So it would be the flamming Homoe. They pitched this idea to people and got a negative feedback.I laughed when I thought this one up...

 

[Vegeta_Master]

::Homer dances around in Panda suit::

That's from where he becomes a prank monkey for Mr.Burns.

::Bart and Lisa watching T.V::
Lisa:I can't believed they canceld our show for this.
Robots on T.V:'Oh no it looks like we have to save the world again, Caramel you get the super car, Choclate Bots away.'

Funny.

Bart:Isn't this that japanese program that causes seigures.

::wierd thing with a robot with flashey eyes and strange music appearrs on T.V::

Bart,Lisa,Marge fall on floor and start having seigures.

::Homer walks in, looks down, shrugs his shoulders and then joins in::

Not that funny but only one I can think of.

 

[Navanax]

Marge: The plant called, they said if you don't come in Friday, don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four-day weekend!


Chief Wiggum: No, you got the wrong number, this is 91... 2.


Those were some funny ones... but I can't seem to remember the REALLY good ones... :scared:

 

[MEGGEDO]

Chief wiggum: Behold the horse with the head of a rabbit......and the body of a rabbit

Chief wiggum: The dredded two headed dog, born with only one head

Snake: Would a coward o this (runs) byeeeehhhhhh

Grounds keeper willie: (girly scream) aiiiiii i mean arrrgh

i could go on but there is too many:tired: