Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
- Epicurus
Everybody wants to be Normal. Nobody wants to be Average.
You can't fulfill your dreams if you don't wake up.
People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
~Confucius
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?
There's no honorable way to kill, no gentle way to destroy. There is nothing good in war. Except its ending. (Lincoln)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver.
Ratio of Americans who die from tobacco-related illnesses each year to the number who are murdered. (Harper's index)
A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern. (Edgar Shoaff)
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
It is impossible to defend perfectly against the attack of those who want to die.
Only the good die young. That is why immortality is reserved for the greatest of evils.
Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward.
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I found it!) but "That's funny..."
And..
A Winner Is You.
I've got lots more.. but don't want to go on FOREVER.