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This is for anyone who's had to deal with asshat customers. After reading some humorous experiences from somethingawful, I decided to see if anyone else here has had any run ins at their job with completely ridiculous people, here's one of mine.
Working at a video store for a bit, I've got to break news to people they have late fees and it usually busts their balls but nine times out of ten they pay for it without *****ing or moaning at me, of course a few people get all pissy but never personally attack me.
Well I broke the news to a guy that he had a 99 cent late fee on something, he's already been kind of a prick and talking to me like he owns me or something after I couldn't find the movie he was looking for ( I can only search in the system by title, sometimes I can recognize a movie myself by cast and plot description, his was pretty much as vague as 'that guy in that film' kind of thing ) so he's frustrated he had to settle for a different one in the first place. Not to mention this guy smells like beer and a substance I can't imagine to describe well, so imagine if "ass-butter" existed, that's what he smelled like. He's a huge redneck ham-beast, and his wife has bruises on her, goddamn I ****ing love the south.
Anyways, I Tell him his late fee is $0.99 before tax, he throws a dollar on the counter and says "keep the penny" and walks toward the exit, I remind him that his total is $1.08 because there was a tax on the late fee, and this is when the **** hits the fan.
"YOU CAN'T ****ING CHARGE A LATE FEE, THERE'S A LAW!! THERE'S A LAW, YOU'RE JUST OVERCHARGING ME AND PLAN TO POCKET THE REST YOU STUPID MOTHER****ER, THERE'S A LAW! THERE'S A LAW, I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND GETTING YOU FIRED YOU PALE YELLOW MOTHER****ER"
I calmly remind him how like, everything is taxed pretty much, yet he's still ****ting bricks over 9 cents.
At this time my manager comes over and asks what's going on, things can't get any worse, my manager is from Bangaladesh, India, and a southern redneck seeing someone tan with an accent from overseas, plus being tan, registers him as the race "terrorist".
My manager gives the man his dollar back and says "You don't have to pay the late fee now if you don't want to, since it's so low, but next please keep in mind that even late fees have a tax on them, as everything else."
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU ****ING TERRORIST, I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU REMOVE MY LATE FEE AND GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK FOR THESE MOVIES I RENTED FOR BAD SERVICE."
Normally, we would jsut refund a movie, since it's like 4 dollars to get this **** out of the store, but he rented like 5 movies, so we can't just refund him, so the guy is refusing to leave, I phone the police, who show up 5 agonizing minutes later while the guy is showering the store in saliva and ass-buttery odor.
The cops grab the guy who begins to yell more, sounding like Mr. Show's David Cross.
"WHAT THE HELL, YA'LL ARE BRUTALIZING ME, I HATE YOU ALL MOTHER****ERS, THIS IS AMERICA, YOU CAN'T TAX NO LATE FEE."
his wife is still in the store as an awkward silence is in the air.
She hands me a box of candy, and quietly said.
"he made me steal this, sorry."
oh god, southern america at it's finest!
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ok, let's hear yours!
Working at a video store for a bit, I've got to break news to people they have late fees and it usually busts their balls but nine times out of ten they pay for it without *****ing or moaning at me, of course a few people get all pissy but never personally attack me.
Well I broke the news to a guy that he had a 99 cent late fee on something, he's already been kind of a prick and talking to me like he owns me or something after I couldn't find the movie he was looking for ( I can only search in the system by title, sometimes I can recognize a movie myself by cast and plot description, his was pretty much as vague as 'that guy in that film' kind of thing ) so he's frustrated he had to settle for a different one in the first place. Not to mention this guy smells like beer and a substance I can't imagine to describe well, so imagine if "ass-butter" existed, that's what he smelled like. He's a huge redneck ham-beast, and his wife has bruises on her, goddamn I ****ing love the south.
Anyways, I Tell him his late fee is $0.99 before tax, he throws a dollar on the counter and says "keep the penny" and walks toward the exit, I remind him that his total is $1.08 because there was a tax on the late fee, and this is when the **** hits the fan.
"YOU CAN'T ****ING CHARGE A LATE FEE, THERE'S A LAW!! THERE'S A LAW, YOU'RE JUST OVERCHARGING ME AND PLAN TO POCKET THE REST YOU STUPID MOTHER****ER, THERE'S A LAW! THERE'S A LAW, I'M CALLING THE POLICE AND GETTING YOU FIRED YOU PALE YELLOW MOTHER****ER"
I calmly remind him how like, everything is taxed pretty much, yet he's still ****ting bricks over 9 cents.
At this time my manager comes over and asks what's going on, things can't get any worse, my manager is from Bangaladesh, India, and a southern redneck seeing someone tan with an accent from overseas, plus being tan, registers him as the race "terrorist".
My manager gives the man his dollar back and says "You don't have to pay the late fee now if you don't want to, since it's so low, but next please keep in mind that even late fees have a tax on them, as everything else."
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU ****ING TERRORIST, I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU REMOVE MY LATE FEE AND GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK FOR THESE MOVIES I RENTED FOR BAD SERVICE."
Normally, we would jsut refund a movie, since it's like 4 dollars to get this **** out of the store, but he rented like 5 movies, so we can't just refund him, so the guy is refusing to leave, I phone the police, who show up 5 agonizing minutes later while the guy is showering the store in saliva and ass-buttery odor.
The cops grab the guy who begins to yell more, sounding like Mr. Show's David Cross.
"WHAT THE HELL, YA'LL ARE BRUTALIZING ME, I HATE YOU ALL MOTHER****ERS, THIS IS AMERICA, YOU CAN'T TAX NO LATE FEE."
his wife is still in the store as an awkward silence is in the air.
She hands me a box of candy, and quietly said.
"he made me steal this, sorry."
oh god, southern america at it's finest!
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ok, let's hear yours!