Ask Steve

[MF29]

Fell across this site. Gave me a couple minutes of amusement.

Sample Conversation

Q:What is the most elaborate method of completely obliterating the time/space continuum?

A:My lawyers advise me not to answer that, as it may compromise my agents in the field.


Q: So you're taking the advice of a lawyer over the demands of an evil genius bent on blinking existence out of itself?

A:That's classified information.


Q:Then you accept your own demise? You value secrecy over life?

A: Don’t waste my time.


Q:You would sacrifice your friends and family? Is there nothing you wish to see spared from my infernal wrath?

A:Could you repeat that only slower and louder?


Q: Do you take me for a fool? Did you think you could outsmart me?!

A:*Did not respond* (I got a picture but no text.)


Q:No witty response? Are you prepared to surrender?

A:It’s the mirrors.


Q:Mirrors are the key? The key to destruction,and to your salvation?

A: Don’t play dumb with me.


Q:Well played Steve. What will you say to your precious agents when you see them in the afterlife?

A:I'm so high right now.

 

[Brosiris]

It gave you a couple minutes of amusement, and a couple minutes I'll never get back, oh well.

 

[Suh Dude]

Q: Do you what /b/ is?

A:

My lawyers advise me not to answer that, as it may compromise my agents in the field.

lawl

 

[Zeonix]

Q: Where can I find The Nix?

A: Why don’t you ask your precious deity?!

I'm sold.

 

[Kaination]

Q: Who do you work for?

A: You know, in Poland? They’d kill you for asking that.

Q: You dare insult my Polish heritage?!

A:

Banana

Q: Steve, answer the DAMN QUESTION!

A: ...just a second. (picture of him on a phone)

Q: You do realize that the walls keep you from making calls, right?

A: I’ve been waiting all my life for someone to ask me that.

Q: What in heaven's name are you talking about?

A: That’s profound. Let me think a minute.

Q: Alright. If you don't answer this correction properly, we will send you to death sentence. Are you prepared?

A: Don’t waste my time.

Q: Alright. Where is the body?

A: It’s the mirrors.

Q: Mirrors? Her remains are in a mirror? Ingenious...

A: I’m offended you’d even ask such a thing!

Q: I must congradulate you. You have confused the CIA. How do you feel?

A:

Banana.







lolar.

 

[Spunky]

Q: Why are you such a huge douche?
A: I was just wondering the same thing.