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A TYPICAL DAY OF ESF
Ok I am seriously bored right now, waiting for a download to finish, so what the heck - I've made an ESF story, something that happens in a server (didn't actually happen). Now remember- THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL PERSON's CHARACTERISTICS! This is all made up, so I hope this doesn't offend anyone! Be cool:
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******ESF MAIN SERVER******
*ESFn00b has joined the server.
*grOOvy has joined the server.
ESFn00b: Hi
grOOvy: Hey
ESFn00b: how do you melee?
grOOvy: You target with mouse ...blah blah...
ESFn00b: come on tell me how do you melee?
grOOvy: I just told you how! Do ....blah blah...
ESFn00b: alright if you're not gonna help me, go somewhere else, someone tell me how to melee!!!!!!!
grOOvy: .... whatever!
ESFn00b: Ok tell me now how to melee...
grOOvy: For the last time: you ...blah blah...
ESFn00b: But this can't be true, that's probably a cheat to kill me... stop lying and help me!
grOOvy: ...
ESFn00b: SOMEONE HELP ME ON HOW TO MELEE!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE JERKS FOR NOT HELPING ME!!!!
*Magus has joined the server.
*GMan has joined the server.
*Mr.Satan has joined the server.
grOOvy: Ah good more people! =)
GMan: Someone wanna fight?
ESFn00b: I DO I DO
GMan: ... ok
*GMan kills ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b: WTF LAME ASS script hack cheat
grOOvy: lol
Magus: lol
GMan: lol
Mr.Satan: rofl he's using the pants hack!!!
ESFn00b: Now I take the best player in dbz vegeta he the best ya ya now you die
*GMan ownz0rs ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b: bah this is how you cheat melee whore
GMan: Fine n00b, how about a game without melee?
*GMan kills ESFn00b with Kamehameha.
ESFn00b: cheat kame whore >_<
GMan: wtf do you want me to do? Ki blast you to death?
ESFn00b: no you cheat lame script now I fight groovy and I own him u see ya ya
GMan: rofl
Magus: rofl
Mr.Satan: rofl
*grOOvy rapes ESFn00b with sword.
ESFn00b: you hack too sword whore lame scripter!
grOOvy: Sigh.
GMan: gtg bye
*GMan has left the server.
*NightShade enters the server.
NightShade: hello!
grOOvy: hey shade, sup?
NightShade: n/m
ESFn00b: are you sword hacker too?
NightShade: ?
ESFn00b: all people here are lame ass hacker scripter ...blah blah...
NightShade: Erm, stop whining like that or I kick you from the server.
ESFn00b: Haha you don't own esf! how will you kick me!
NightShade: I'm an admin on the servers.
ESFn00b: no no plz don't kick me i'm sorry ya
Mr.Satan: ugh, don't say that!
ESFn00b: Ok mr.satan take goku and we use vegetto together to kill them ya ya
grOOvy: ... fusion isn't a part of ESF
Mr.Satan: rofl
NightShade: lol
Magus: lol
ESFn00b: charging renzoku... haha now you die Magus- FIRE!
Magus: ... I'm still on 90 hp heh
ESFn00b: damn now i kill u magus
Magus: Heh all I need is 10 seconds!
*Magus beats around on ESFn00b.
ESFn00b: stop 10 seconds over! you cheat!
Magus: ...
ESFn00b: Haha i'm sitll on 2 hp u didn't kill me! now i never die!! haha
NightShade: This is 1.1, not 1.0 - you die when your PL reaches 0 and yours is decreasing fast now.
ESFn00b: uh-oh
*ESFn00b dies.
ESFn00b: ok now i give secret i am actually esf team member stop or i ban you all hax0rs
grOOvy: Lol, which member are you?
*Pcjoe has joined the server.
Pcjoe: hey all
NightShade: hey
grOOvy: hey joe, this noob says he's on the team heh
Pcjoe: oh really? which member?
ESFn00b: mastasurf
Pcjoe: rofl yea right
ESFn00b: you don't know me u noob go check the esf site for my name
grOOvy: LMAO pcjoe is the team coder, noob!
ESFn00b: ... liers haxors i go to get you banned now!
*ESFn00b has left the server.
Magus: Good riddance!
Pcjoe: anyone want a duel?
Mr.Satan: I do, go!
*Pcjoe kills Mr.Satan with melee.
Mr.Satan: damn what's with the wait and attacking with ki?
Pcjoe: well you have to adapt to the new melee system, get used to it
Mr.Satan: :/
Magus: You may now continue with your lives! :devgrin:
*GoldenSaiyan has joined the server.
Magus: that's all we need!
GoldenSaiyan: BUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*GoldenSaiyan kills Magus with Candy.
GoldenSaiyan: Hmmm Hmmhmmmmmm buu like pie!
*Hsu has joined the server.
GoldenSaiyan: oh look it's a mod in the game!
grOOvy: Hey hsu
Hsu: Hey
*GoldenSaiyan kills grOOvy with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Pcjoe with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Magus with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Mr.Satan with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Hsu with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills NightShade with Mouthblast.
GoldenSaiyan: yay for high buu pl!
Hsu: Stop spamming! *closed*
Magus: rofl
Mr.Satan: rofl
NightShade: lol, this isn't the forums Hsu!
Hsu: ...
*Kid-Devil has joined the server.
Pcjoe: ****, get his wonid!
Kid-Devil: FREEEZE!
*grOOvy Overflowed.
*GoldenSaiyan Overflowed.
*Pcjoe Overflowed.
*Magus Overflowed.
*NightShade Overflowed.
*Hsu Overflowed.
*Mr.Satan Overflowed.
*Kid-Devil Overflowed.
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Well that's it, tell me how you liked it... it looks a bit sucky at the moment IMO. The whole thing took about 20-25 minutes to write. Now to get back to my life! =P
Ok I am seriously bored right now, waiting for a download to finish, so what the heck - I've made an ESF story, something that happens in a server (didn't actually happen). Now remember- THIS DOES NOT REFLECT THE ACTUAL PERSON's CHARACTERISTICS! This is all made up, so I hope this doesn't offend anyone! Be cool:
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
******ESF MAIN SERVER******
*ESFn00b has joined the server.
*grOOvy has joined the server.
ESFn00b: Hi
grOOvy: Hey
ESFn00b: how do you melee?
grOOvy: You target with mouse ...blah blah...
ESFn00b: come on tell me how do you melee?
grOOvy: I just told you how! Do ....blah blah...
ESFn00b: alright if you're not gonna help me, go somewhere else, someone tell me how to melee!!!!!!!
grOOvy: .... whatever!
ESFn00b: Ok tell me now how to melee...
grOOvy: For the last time: you ...blah blah...
ESFn00b: But this can't be true, that's probably a cheat to kill me... stop lying and help me!
grOOvy: ...
ESFn00b: SOMEONE HELP ME ON HOW TO MELEE!!!!! ALL OF YOU ARE JERKS FOR NOT HELPING ME!!!!
*Magus has joined the server.
*GMan has joined the server.
*Mr.Satan has joined the server.
grOOvy: Ah good more people! =)
GMan: Someone wanna fight?
ESFn00b: I DO I DO
GMan: ... ok
*GMan kills ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b: WTF LAME ASS script hack cheat
grOOvy: lol
Magus: lol
GMan: lol
Mr.Satan: rofl he's using the pants hack!!!
ESFn00b: Now I take the best player in dbz vegeta he the best ya ya
now you die*GMan ownz0rs ESFn00b with melee.
ESFn00b: bah this is how you cheat melee whore
GMan: Fine n00b, how about a game without melee?
*GMan kills ESFn00b with Kamehameha.
ESFn00b: cheat kame whore >_<
GMan: wtf do you want me to do? Ki blast you to death?
ESFn00b: no you cheat lame script now I fight groovy and I own him u see ya ya
GMan: rofl
Magus: rofl
Mr.Satan: rofl
*grOOvy rapes ESFn00b with sword.
ESFn00b: you hack too sword whore lame scripter!
grOOvy: Sigh.
GMan: gtg bye
*GMan has left the server.
*NightShade enters the server.
NightShade: hello!
grOOvy: hey shade, sup?
NightShade: n/m
ESFn00b: are you sword hacker too?
NightShade: ?
ESFn00b: all people here are lame ass hacker scripter ...blah blah...
NightShade: Erm, stop whining like that or I kick you from the server.
ESFn00b: Haha you don't own esf! how will you kick me!
NightShade: I'm an admin on the servers.
ESFn00b: no no plz don't kick me i'm sorry ya
Mr.Satan: ugh, don't say that!
ESFn00b: Ok mr.satan take goku and we use vegetto together to kill them ya ya
grOOvy: ... fusion isn't a part of ESF
Mr.Satan: rofl
NightShade: lol
Magus: lol
ESFn00b: charging renzoku... haha now you die Magus- FIRE!
Magus: ... I'm still on 90 hp heh
ESFn00b: damn now i kill u magus
Magus: Heh all I need is 10 seconds!
*Magus beats around on ESFn00b.
ESFn00b: stop 10 seconds over! you cheat!
Magus: ...
ESFn00b: Haha i'm sitll on 2 hp u didn't kill me! now i never die!! haha
NightShade: This is 1.1, not 1.0 - you die when your PL reaches 0 and yours is decreasing fast now.
ESFn00b: uh-oh
*ESFn00b dies.
ESFn00b: ok now i give secret i am actually esf team member stop or i ban you all hax0rs
grOOvy: Lol, which member are you?
*Pcjoe has joined the server.
Pcjoe: hey all
NightShade: hey
grOOvy: hey joe, this noob says he's on the team heh
Pcjoe: oh really? which member?
ESFn00b: mastasurf
Pcjoe: rofl yea right
ESFn00b: you don't know me u noob go check the esf site for my name
grOOvy: LMAO pcjoe is the team coder, noob!
ESFn00b: ... liers haxors i go to get you banned now!
*ESFn00b has left the server.
Magus: Good riddance!
Pcjoe: anyone want a duel?
Mr.Satan: I do, go!
*Pcjoe kills Mr.Satan with melee.
Mr.Satan: damn what's with the wait and attacking with ki?
Pcjoe: well you have to adapt to the new melee system, get used to it
Mr.Satan: :/
Magus: You may now continue with your lives! :devgrin:
*GoldenSaiyan has joined the server.
Magus: that's all we need!
GoldenSaiyan: BUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE!!!
*GoldenSaiyan kills Magus with Candy.
GoldenSaiyan: Hmmm Hmmhmmmmmm buu like pie!
*Hsu has joined the server.
GoldenSaiyan: oh look it's a mod in the game!
grOOvy: Hey hsu
Hsu: Hey
*GoldenSaiyan kills grOOvy with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Pcjoe with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Magus with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Mr.Satan with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills Hsu with Mouthblast.
*GoldenSaiyan kills NightShade with Mouthblast.
GoldenSaiyan: yay for high buu pl!
Hsu: Stop spamming! *closed*
Magus: rofl
Mr.Satan: rofl
NightShade: lol, this isn't the forums Hsu!
Hsu: ...
*Kid-Devil has joined the server.
Pcjoe: ****, get his wonid!
Kid-Devil: FREEEZE!
*grOOvy Overflowed.
*GoldenSaiyan Overflowed.
*Pcjoe Overflowed.
*Magus Overflowed.
*NightShade Overflowed.
*Hsu Overflowed.
*Mr.Satan Overflowed.
*Kid-Devil Overflowed.
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Well that's it, tell me how you liked it... it looks a bit sucky at the moment IMO. The whole thing took about 20-25 minutes to write. Now to get back to my life! =P
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